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on the go..

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@EricDecker87 How come your signature looks like a weird penis?

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@JohnKruk_ESPN fat guy in a little coat!

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

Russell Westbrook is on a great run but he has a long way to go to catch MJ on his 20/10/5 streak:

[NBC Sports @NBCSports]

Stormtroopers? Oregon rolls out slick uniforms for National Championship: http://t.co/lmZa809ii8

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#inkjason

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#inkcleen

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(519): Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket

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@cc660 Va Tech kid! The great cartini strikes again!

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

BREAKING: Cure found for Ebola

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

That's Santa Clause's department not mine... RT @PRETTYGURL979: @ochocinco I've been a bad girl http://t.co/sacLurO881

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Chubbs Peterson was murdered on 09/29/96 #NeverForget #RIPChubbs

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Derek Jeter is about to shut down Twitter

[Floyd Mayweather @FloydMayweather]

47-0. Thank you God.

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@NickCannon Your hair looks like someone started to shave their pubes and their buzzer ran out of batteries half way through #assclown

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@KendallJenner You can marry me anytime 💍

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Wow the patriots really suck

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Haha wow the Patriots suck

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2 + hours late for work

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C-Low

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This world is crazy