Ben, Ben the teacher.. man?

Primary school teacher (class clown), (ex)traveller, wilting novelist, Balkan enthusiast, Brian Cox fanclub, Welbeck cricketer, husband and dad 👧

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

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@jaiswal_00 This is actually a really good list. The fact you’ve included Derek Randall when so many have no idea who he is, proves the knowledge.

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At Manchester Airport, and the KLM flight to Amsterdam is being held up as they try to find missing passenger ‘Holland’.

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Harry Brook 🏏

Does more than just whack it.

#ENGvIND

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This is the last thing I tweeted.

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Forget decisions, petulance, inconsistency.

Arsenal > City.

That’s the story now.

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@Helmkay6 Ayeeena paaaaaaaaace.

Quick man.

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@Isam84 @dylancarterrr maybe I under-bowl you.

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Forget decisions, petulance, inconsistency.

Arsenal > City.

That’s the story now.

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@charlie_4444 @TrentBridge Aside from the 4 day finish, Nottinghamshire schools aren’t on holiday yet 😂

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@TheCroatianLad Ivan Močinić

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Imagine how good England would have been in this test if they’d had a warm-up match… 👀 #INDvsENG

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@dylancarterrr @Lj5589 Tbf @ashwillis94 could still be wearing those.

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KL keeping like @Lj5589

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Well batted, Kav.

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Worst. Defence. Ever. #CWC23

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@dylancarterrr Tabanacle - Declan Rice?

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@TheCroatianLad Da

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This guy

[Welbeck Cricket Club @WelbeckCricket]

15 from 15!

BHG leads his team onto Division 2. The 3rd XI have won 15 games in a row. Today they beat Clumber by 51 runs!

Up The Beck ⚫️🔴

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Production meeting:

Producer: So we have 2 things left to sort: the name of the band, and which side for ‘people need love’.

Benny: *confidently* A
Anni: B!
Björn: *looks at Agnetha* B?
Agnetha: *thinks a while*…. A
Producer: ABBA it is.

Previously unnamed band: Wait, what?