Marc C.

So very very tired. Fuelled entirely by coffee, chronic pain and dull rage.

[Marc C. @BHLC]

@MrTibblesNewEra @ShaliniVar It’s bollocks anyway. Was a group on a church trip, as confirmed by the mayor.

[Old Gassy @OldGassy1984]

"I said I was shocked by the secrecy and cover-up over the admission of thousands of Afghans to Britain at the cost of £7bn to the taxpayer. What did I say, Roy?"

"You said 'I was Foreign Secretary when it happened'."

[Marc C. @BHLC]

@edfenergy Morning, much like some others on here we have had money taken from our bank account for PrePay meter, but no credit added or UTRN provided. Currently in debt and friendly credit only runs to 11am. Currently been on hold for over 30 mins, just wondered in any answers?

[Marc C. @BHLC]

@qikipedia Trying to find the ghee spot

[Marc C. @BHLC]

@AmazonHelp Many thanks, Tom. T’was the Missus who ordered, so will send her the link and get her to follow instructions. Many thanks for your help and swift response :)

[Marc C. @BHLC]

@AmazonHelp we’ve had two parcels delivered to us, that we realised after the driver had left, were delivered in error and not ours. Same street address, wrong village/town. What’s the best way to get them to their intended recipient/collected?

[Marc C. @BHLC]

@EE We bought one of your PS5 Black Friday deals recently, but we're having some technical issues with the PS5. Do we come to you or Playstation Support as first port of call for help? Many thanks :)

[Marc C. @BHLC]

@Stix_n_stones22 @I_amMukhtar

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Elon Musk interviewing Donald Trump, in case you missed it.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

We just dropped in on Liz Truss’s pro-Trump speaking tour with a remote-controlled lettuce banner. She didn’t find it funny. 🥬

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Liz Truss is on a pro-Trump speaking tour. So we dropped a strategically-positioned remote-controlled lettuce banner 🥬

[Marc C. @BHLC]

@DachshundColin Coffee, cigarettes and smegma

[Marc C. @BHLC]

@Greg_Hazel_ @MPSTowerHam Why are you calling for British cops to get you? I don't think they're from your (oak) manor, Gregory...

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

Don't call them Farage Riots. It makes him really upset.

[Marc C. @BHLC]

@VodafoneUK Hello! My Dad has had bills and emails from you saying he owes money, despite leaving Vodafone several months ago. I tried to call and speak to an advisor, but his mobile number not recognised so can't get through. Have sent a DM with more deets. Thanks :)

[Smooth Dunk @SmoothDunk]

elon’s losing advertisers!! here’s a comic about pop-tarts

[Marc C. @BHLC]

@oj_muslim @AnonymousUK2022 ✉️