Playing at a golf tournament in England, Tiger Woods drives a Mercedes-Benz into a petrol station in a remote part of the English countryside.
The villagers stare at the Benz and are blown away seeing Tiger in person. The pump attendant, who knows absolutely nothing about golf, greets Tiger in a typical British way, completely unaware of who he is.
"Good morning, mate. Beauty of an automobile you have there," says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick "hello" as he bends down and reaches for the petrol nozzle. As he does this, two tees fall out of his pocket and onto the ground.
"What are those?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees," replies Tiger.
"Well, what on God's earth are they used for?" inquires the young naive Brit.
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving," says Tiger.
"Bloody hell," says the Englishman, "Mercedes sure thinks of everything."
I grew up watching that Bulls team.
The revisionist history on Scottie Pippen from the Bronsexual camp is one of most incredible Twitter phenomenon I've ever experienced.
Scottie was a great regular season player. However he was notorious for disappearing in key playoff moments.
Reminder that Chet, Duren, and Jalen Johnson made All-NBA over Scottie Barnes.
They proceeded to shit the bed in the playoffs while Scottie averaged 24/8/6 against 3 all stars and took them to 7.
OK forget about what I said yesterday - THIS is the absolute worst picture of Trump ever taken. So for fuck’s sake, out of basic human decency, do not retweet it and accidentally expose more people to it. Fuckface would be devastated.