Thicc Gilligan

• Music Lawyer • Professional Guitarist • Semi-Professional Basketball Commentator • Lover of Dogs

[Thicc Gilligan @BIntelligator]

I just had a dream that Drake came out of the closet and I played guitar at his coming out party.

[Thicc Gilligan @BIntelligator]

@HPbasketball I don't think any Laker fan (myself included) would argue that it'd change the outcome of the series, but the refs are absolutely calling 2 different games w/r/t each team. Lakers still lose every game by double figures even if they weren't, but it's undeniable if you have eyes.

[Ben Rosales @brosales12]

Damn, this wins the evening. Let’s all go home.

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@hmfaigen You can't sell a house that nobody wants to buy - Rob Pelinka

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If there are many many available treadmills, please don’t pick the one directly next to mine. Are you insane??

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@MoDakhil_NBA Joey Crawford was an absolute menace. Can you imagine if he was subject to coach’s challenges?? 😂

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It's astonishing that with every passing update of software I use daily--Microsoft, Apple, Adobe, etc.--the products become less intuitive, less efficient and yet more expensive. Clearly a microcosm of our society, but nonetheless feeling the need to scream into the void.

[Stereogum @stereogum]

And that’s a wrap on Oasis 2025

[Earvin Magic Johnson @MagicJohnson]

Austin, thank you for making me feel a little better after my Dodgers lost!

[LeBron James @KingJames]

50 piece 🐔 nugget!!!!! That boy AR TOOOO TOUGH!!

[Thicc Gilligan @BIntelligator]

@editorialiste No.

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Europe is wild because they’re like let’s create these cramped armpits of spaces in the hottest most humid environments known to man while we constantly drink alcohol and hot coffee, but oh, sorry, no air conditioning.

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@editorialiste LOL P4k at it again...

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@EricPincus Think the issue wasn't necessarily with the roster payroll. It was everything else (e.g., training staff, coaching staff, scouting, analytics, front office, etc.). The Lakers are a third rate organization when it comes to the margins (which hopefully will be fixed with big $$$).

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@KamBrothers Oh no. Post-coach-firing win guaranteed incoming. 😩

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@damanr You sure?

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@AaronLarsuel That last foul...

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@AnthonyIrwinLA the Kirby song is now lodged in my brain 24 hours a day so thank you for that. 😂

[Harrison Faigen @hmfaigen]

Time to play my favorite James Worthy clip of all-time

[Thicc Gilligan @BIntelligator]

@LAMBOLAMBO Great way to start the day. Merry swishmas bro.