Brett Gripton

[Michael Medrano @stachepapi]

i don’t know what’s more fucking annoying, the straight guy “hehe look at me i’m so gay for pay” act or the fact that gay ppl that eat this up every time and then turn around and scoff at actual gay artists when we express our sexuality in music. a lot of u can actually fuck off.

[maddie, hot dog enthusiast @damnitmadeline]

Just discovered that my bf is more or less incapable of sitting criss cross applesauce and I said “text your boys rn and see if they can sit criss cross applesauce” and he said “okay but I’m going to say cross legged instead” masculinity is such a prison

[chlo 🏎️ @_cosmicangst]

nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked

people will remember:
- Don't blink.
- Don't even blink.
- Blink and you’re dead.
- They are fast.
- Faster than you can believe.
- Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Favourite lie I've told my kids is that The Artist Formerly Known As Prince was only the size of a cat and had to have special clothes and shoes made just for him. They asked where he is now I told them someone asked him to hold their party balloon and he floated off into the sky

[Brett Gripton @BJGripton]

@WhatsOnStage “Eat cock and die you fucking lesbians”

[🍈 Jayke 🍈 @faceless_maggot]

HELP 😭😭

[Paloma Faith @Palomafaith]

Anus

[WholeWhoniverse @WholeWhoniverse]

I'VE DONE IT!! 🚨 Took ages but managed to isolate the woman's whispers to hear what she actually said to scare everyone off- Dialogue is very RTD....

[Andrew Campbell @arcampbell94]

The Grey’s Anatomy writers after throwing a pregnant Callie through a windshield https://t.co/5f5srtMV2n

[Darren Styles OBE @bydarrenstyles]

Meet Jim. Jim is most people.

Jim understands that homosexuality or transitioning isn’t compulsory, and neither affects him nor harms others.

So Jim gets on with his life and leaves others to do the same.

Jim is a fucking hero.

Be more Jim.

[katie @katefeetie]

put a fried egg on my croque monsieur to make it a croque madame and now jk rowling is outside my house yelling

[Tom Knight @TJ_Knight]

Why do Graham and Olly look like they’re “looking for 3rd” on Grindr 😭 #Eurovision

[Wait in the Wings @WaitWings]

I like to imagine Ben Platt just woke up in the middle of the night and saw Judy Garland staring over him shouting "CLANG CLANG CLANG WENT THE TROLLEY"

[Theatre Fan @ShaunTossell]

Iconic 👑 lol X x x

[bid 🎀 @taskmasterhotel]

it’s really just me and my chaotic taskmaster duos against the world <3

[Mark Indelicato @farkindelicato]

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

good morning fam

[Eleanor Morton ($8) @EleanorMorton]

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