BJP JANNAT

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[The Jaipur Dialogues @JaipurDialogues]

Beautifully Done!

[BJP JANNAT @BJPJANNAT72]

The Samajwaad Tonti wants implemented. #UPElection

[Rishi Bagree @rishibagree]

The Congress govt will spend ₹ 1 crore to fix 1 pothole...

[BJP JANNAT @BJPJANNAT72]

Show me something better..challenge..🤣😂

[Max 📟 @MaxNordau]

Two years ago, Operation Grim Beeper inflicted the Nakbeep on Hezbollah.

📟💥

[BJP JANNAT @BJPJANNAT72]

Fixed it.

[Arvind Kejriwal @ArvindKejriwal]

मोदी जी ने इस देश का क्या हाल कर दिया।

[BJP JANNAT @BJPJANNAT72]

@INCIndia You are as dumb as that bar maid of yours..

[BJP JANNAT @BJPJANNAT72]

Will forever remain my favorite Operation by an intelligence agency ever!! 😂🤣🤣

[Uri Kurlianchik @VerminusM]

Happy exploding pagers anniversary!

[BJP JANNAT @BJPJANNAT72]

@gazanotice Shouldn't have funked with the Jews .. 😆😂

[BJP JANNAT @BJPJANNAT72]

@NewsAlgebraIND How many replied to the ranting witch: 0 😆

[BJP JANNAT @BJPJANNAT72]

@SauravDassss You haven't elected anyone bro..pehle baap toh pata karale bkl. You did not vote for Modi, you have no right to criticise him. Bkl!

[BJP JANNAT @BJPJANNAT72]

@AamAadmiParty Bsdk..crude oil aur Til ke tel ka difference pata nahi hai kya khujliwal ko?!

[BJP JANNAT @BJPJANNAT72]

@Wunderbaerr Unfortunately it already has in the past. here those lowlifes called it Direct Action Day. We were made to forget under the garb of secularism by leftists historians.

[BJP JANNAT @BJPJANNAT72]

Just watched E07 of #fauda on #Netflix 🥺😰 unable to get myself to watch E08. But we have to, we Hindu's should know what these monsters are capable of, develop the spirit of our Israeli brothers and sisters and prepare for the inevitable.
#jaihind #jaiisrael

[BJP JANNAT @BJPJANNAT72]

@AamAadmiParty Bklo October main laagu hoga..khujliwal ke jamaat ke saare. Anpadh chu/^ye.

[BJP JANNAT @BJPJANNAT72]

Mission accomplished moment for @AamAadmiParty
Termites, doing DS work from the inside.

[ANI @ANI]

#WATCH | Mohali, Punjab | Industrialist Jaskirat Randhawa says, "The power cut begins at 8 PM. Sometimes it lasts until midnight, and at other times, it continues until 6 AM the next morning. This results in a complete loss of our night-shift output. Workers on the day shift face issues with the heat at night due to the lack of electricity, preventing them from getting adequate sleep. Consequently, their productivity suffers the following day. Since the factory machines do not operate during these power outages, both our output and the workers' output decline, leading to an overall loss for the company. We have client deadlines to meet... There is also the crucial aspect of quality control. If the workforce is not well-rested, the product quality suffers, often leading to rejections..." (14.09)

[BJP JANNAT @BJPJANNAT72]

😂 they felt it.

[David Keyes @DavidMKeyes]

Hezbollah does

[Ignorance, the root and stem of all evil @ivan_8848]

🚨“Russia Will Win”: Prof. Mearsheimer Predicts 'An Ugly Victory' In Ukraine

🚨Moscow is slowly winning the war.

🚨Ukraine is never gonna become a member of NATO.
https://t.co/DYU46UYDkY

[Subramoney.com @pvsubramanyam]

We can't blame Muslims for what happened 25 years ago.
We can blame Brahmins for not allowing to a well 5000 years ago - allegedly.

[Gudumba Satti 🇮🇳🕉🚩 @GudumbaSatti]

His children deserve reservations - not the children of MLAs, MPs, IES officers, IAS officers, or IPS officers.

[BJP JANNAT @BJPJANNAT72]

@ArvindKejriwal Point to be noted sir..People voted for him. People voted you OUT.