Barbie Stensgar

[Touré @Toure]

Dear White People: Stop quoting Dr. King out of context. For the love of God.

[Barbie Stensgar @BJStensgar]

Oof #choices

[Barbie Stensgar @BJStensgar]

@MichelleHux Oof!! #choices

[Barbie Stensgar @BJStensgar]

@chrissyteigen I preferred mine on my nostril and not in the crease. I've had mine since I was 12.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

GOP: “We can’t do $1200 checks. That’s irresponsible. Think of the deficit.”

Also GOP: “As part of a COVID deal we are allocating $1.4 billion to build a xenophobic campaign stunt wall that falls down in the wind even though we promised voters other countries would pay for it.”

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

BREAKING: DoJ is investigating a potential crime related to funneling money to the White House in exchange for a presidential pardon, according to a court record unsealed today by chief judge of DC District Court—CNN.

[Barbie Stensgar @BJStensgar]

🤣🤣🤣

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Why is the Trump White House suddenly a very polite place to work? Everyone’s going around saying “pardon me.”

[Barbie Stensgar @BJStensgar]

🤣🤣🤣

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

The fact that this pic is real and not photoshopped is the funniest thing I’ve seen in quite some time. 😂

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Today, I’m announcing the first members of my national security and foreign policy team. They will rally the world to take on our challenges like no other—challenges that no one nation can face alone.

It’s time to restore American leadership. I trust this group to do just that.

[Touré @Toure]

MAMA! I made it!

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Is anyone archiving these Trump sycophants for when they try to downplay or deny their complicity in the future? I foresee decent probability of many deleted Tweets, writings, photos in the future

[Barbie Stensgar @BJStensgar]

The #MotorolaRazr is unbelievably fast with its 5G speed. How fast are you? Play this game for your chance to win. #TMobileTuesdays #useek https://t.co/8nnMZYh6UE via @useek_official

[Barbie Stensgar @BJStensgar]

The #MotorolaRazr is unbelievably fast with its 5G speed. How fast are you? Play this game for your chance to win. #TMobileTuesdays #useek https://t.co/8nnMZYh6UE via @useek_official

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

This may be the best 14 seconds in the history of CNN.

[Melissa Harris-Perry @MHarrisPerry]

I just cannot. Our communities incarcerated for decades. Other folks “asked” to be in their OWN HOMES for 6 freaking weeks and they lose their entire minds. I really just can’t. Stay your a$$ at home.

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

imagine explaining this tweet to someone from last year

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

You know it's true…

Every disaster movie begins with a scientist being ignored.

[Stacey Patton @DrStaceyPatton]

Hitting a child is a form of violence. It is a deliberate choice and a targeted behavior.

We need to stop relocating this abuse into poverty, fear of police, being a single parent, or some other logic.

Violence against children is learned and reinforced.

[Barbie Stensgar @BJStensgar]

😂😭😂😭 #perfectwife