Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot, and so did my kids. I went to work, and even my colleagues didn’t wish me a happy birthday.
As I entered my office, my secretary said, “Happy birthday, boss!” I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment.
We went there, and she said, “Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?” “Okay,” I said.
She came out five minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, and my colleagues all yelling, “SURPRISE!!!” while I was waiting naked on the sofa.
@BLSmith2112@elonmusk You should F off to truth social or something. Nothing worse than talking shit about the owner of the platform you’re bitching on. Go away, no one wants to hear you.
Tesla CyberCab will join the RoboTaxi fleet any minute now! I can just feel it in my bones. The anniversary is coming up, the CyberCab logo is on the vehicles.
IT IS TIME! 🤖🚕 $TSLA
Green Bay PD is adding two 2026 @Tesla Model Y patrol vehicles to its fleet after first introducing Model Ys to its fleet in 2024.
Chief of Police said its two 2024 Model Ys cost less than $500 per year each to operate, with windshield wiper replacements the only maintenance so far, saving them a lot of money.
(photo from @UpfitTesla)