maybe: Andrew

life love stress and setbacks

[maybe: Andrew @BLKWLL]

i just wish alice and chains made good music

[maybe: Andrew @BLKWLL]

@nightheatplayer grab me a copy please

[maybe: Andrew @BLKWLL]

@daveanthony so that's not a giant roomba?

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

I’d pay good money to have this guy introduce Trump at ALL of his campaign events. 😂😂

[maybe: Andrew @BLKWLL]

idk the context but i overheard someone say “i know, but that’s what trevor did” followed by a long sigh and i knew exactly what they meant

[maybe: Andrew @BLKWLL]

Fancy Accord (any BMW sedan)
Expensive Accord (any Audi sedan )
Cheap Accord (any Toyota sedan)
Overpaid for Accord (all Acuras)

this is how i look at the world around me

[maybe: Andrew @BLKWLL]

@Mr_P8n the stone and it’s gone skipping across the lake the next moment

[maybe: Andrew @BLKWLL]

@JoeBiden the electric city? why’s it called that?

[maybe: Andrew @BLKWLL]

Man, my car is 20 years old and everything in it creaks, including me

[maybe: Andrew @BLKWLL]

how old am i? well to put it plainly, i’m old enough to see a ceiling fan in the side of the road and debating on picking up to replace one when i always don’t want want, but do i?

[maybe: Andrew @BLKWLL]

yeah, Lamborghinis are cool and all, but I’ve ever seen a Saturn? They discontinued those cars like 15 years ago.

[maybe: Andrew @BLKWLL]

The older I get, the more I critique entertainment. I used to watch as a young adult. Prime example is the office. Like why would a replacement regional manager need a sales background?

[maybe: Andrew @BLKWLL]

https://t.co/RlMYH34yIi

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https://t.co/gCmTBvdUcj

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hold fast hope

[maybe: Andrew @BLKWLL]

@ChristnNitemare so wild because there are legit bible verses about people talking about surreal experience and focusing on afterlife

[maybe: Andrew @BLKWLL]

@DanRegan_Comedy there’s a shortcut for that! https://t.co/AIAtxWRNHl (enter your website) it removes all pictures and banners

[maybe: Andrew @BLKWLL]

@the_blind_guide lmfao unconvincing… the bible is unconvincing

[𝐎. 𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐧 𝐍𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐞 @TheAlanNoble]

Your first “Frequently Used” GIF is your reaction to someone insulting you.

[maybe: Andrew @BLKWLL]

@historyinmemes imagine this being your dad or grandpa? omfg