Redd

I am abso-posi-lutey sorry ! ✨️

official megundal hate account

don't ask me about the thinker

((18+ jokes!))

[Redd @BLUEC0RP]

[ THE POLICE... THE COURTS...
TO ME, THEY ARE MERE TOYS.
PLAYTHINGS FOR MY
AMUSEMENT! ]

💎Indie Redd White from Ace Attorney
💎New to character and verse
💎 NO LEWD
💎#DASTARDLYCZAR

[Redd @BLUEC0RP]

@Megundals Finally, brother! Finally you're some fun!

[Redd @BLUEC0RP]

@Megundals Hey! Those rocket pop flavored alcohol drinks are PERFECT FOR TONIGHT!!! Why you....!

[Redd @BLUEC0RP]

@rookiefey Tell me. I don't remember anything

[Redd @BLUEC0RP]

It's my birthday today! .... can you all gift me blackmail material on yourselves. Thanks

[Redd @BLUEC0RP]

@rookiefey What have I ever done to you

[Redd @BLUEC0RP]

@Megundals ...

I didn't expect you to be kind to me. At all. Even on my birthday.

[Redd @BLUEC0RP]

@rookiefey It's literally my birthday. You are going to be rude to me on my birthday?

[Redd @BLUEC0RP]

@Megundals [Squints]

This is a normal cake. Why?

[Redd @BLUEC0RP]

@Megundals Must have been a long interval ago... for you.

[Deep breath. He takes a small bite of cake. How's it taste?]

[Redd @BLUEC0RP]

@CLAIRVOYANTISM ((🌩: thank you!

[Redd @BLUEC0RP]

((🌩; I like how me, the mod of this accounts birthday was yesterday I didn't post about that but Redd White the murderer character I had to post THAT

[Redd @BLUEC0RP]

@rookiefey Well come on give me some!

[Redd @BLUEC0RP]

@CracklingCases ((🌩: GOD BLESS AMERICA 🇺🇸 🙏 ❤️🤍💙🎆🎇🎉

[Redd @BLUEC0RP]

@CracklingCases ((🌩: HONESTLY, my grandma got me some twisted teas and one flavor is ??? Rocket pop flavored which I wanna try today bc forth of July it's funny

[Redd @BLUEC0RP]

@Megundals [He's still suspicious. He picks up a knife and cuts the cake open, getting a slice for him and Cosney.]

... I'm 50 today.

[Waits to see if Cosney takes a bite first, but of course, the birthday boy should have the first bite...]

[Redd @BLUEC0RP]

@CracklingCases ((🌩: TY teehee. I'm finally old enough to drink Booze. So of course I haven't even had a sip yet LMAO

[Redd @BLUEC0RP]

I hope we will be besties for the rest of your life ✨️

[Redd @BLUEC0RP]

Omg thanks bestie!!!

[Redd @BLUEC0RP]

Oh boy!!! At least I don't have to frame you this time that was such an inconvenience

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😁 just for you! lemme just lodge it in your cranium rq
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