Thomas Benson

Your father isn’t Howard Hughes!

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@1goodtern I believe that the Ukrainian people will have already sent the next load to Russia via a different method. Meanwhile, authorities are out looking for concealed weapons in shipping containers and therefore taking their eyes off the next threat.

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@KobieThatcher Wow $10 each

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@JaneCaro I get it but I’m struggling with the math. How many more cubicles are needed to give a fair distribution and how many % of the time do males wait and does that include the tree out the back?

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@LofayPeter @AlboMP @PeterDutton_MP @Bowenchris Mostly net exporting power

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@strangerous10 Sorry, the Senate, just like in Roman times, is a place for debate, I want senators to voice my opinions, they should do it as robustly as is needed. Very robustly! This isn’t for sooks who are offended by what is said about themselves. It’s not about you!

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@PaulBongiorno Blind Freddy could have seen this coming, why would you give someone a stick to beat you with? The defence team has played this well. I’ll bet London to a brick the plaintiff was told this from the start so shouldn’t be surprised.

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@rowandean What troubles me more is that I have to provide my ID, 100 points worth with every single interaction with government. This week I’ve handed over my passport 4 times to get enrolled in school. They retain them and I’ve got a Gov ID but it is never used. Use what you already have

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@blowingtom2 If the speaker is the responsible person to the parliament for matters relating to security at the House, why have we not heard from them?

We’ve heard lots from Milton about security but nothing from the then speaker

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@KosSamaras Maybe, but I’ve seen some spectacular indigenous dancers do impressions of native animals to culturally sympathetic music, that might have shaken up the judges

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@Peter_Fitz Whats all the fuss is about, it’s a sport with artistic pursuits, no different to floor moves in gymnastics or synchronised swimming. Deal with it, compare it with boxing, that should calm some down, 2 people trying to bash the other brains out until they have a brain bleed

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@LofayPeter @AlboMP @PeterDutton_MP @Bowenchris 100% coming from a battery charged by solar here. Your % numbers only represent is being generated. This is deceptive.

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@lesstenny It worked for the ACTU with their Solo outlets in the 1980’s

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@liberation1349 @AmyRemeikis What a great suggestion, talk on the phone about people’s confidential information or open up the laptop and let anyone sitting close to read personal details of co workers. All whilst being highly annoying to fellow passengers with the chatter. I don’t need to know others detail

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@bostonicus @stupidwhiteaus @AmyRemeikis They might be more productive stuck in traffic burning up fuel and not concentrating on the drive!

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@Michaelmaybenot @KosSamaras @AtulKuver Go and read this again, Is verbalising what the IOC has said, nothing said of his chromosomes

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@lesstenny Not MOST, all

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@SquigglyRick Cringeworthy, however, even a clock is right twice a day

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@OnSpeculator Will you be passing on the tax deduction you receive as well or are you just a greedy little man