Mayzie Brown

Kansas born, Brooklyn raised, Hamilton fanatic, CPA. Realizing Colorado is meant to be my home.

[Mayzie Brown @BMayzie]

@squaredonut @curlywhenwet I’m driving past in about an hour. I’ll grab the package for ya! 😝

[Mayzie Brown @BMayzie]

@CheekyKitchen for Rebecca…?

[Kelly @hellokorio]

Hi, hello, a question. Are you an ASL interpreter? Do you freelance? Do you want messages from me on the regular about the fact that you're an ASL interpreter open to freelance work? Do you know anyone who fits these criteria? Contact me this instant. I'll be your best friend.

[Mayzie Brown @BMayzie]

@The_Weed @threadreaderapp unroll please

[Mayzie Brown @BMayzie]

@paytmitch What type of fabric is this?

[Mayzie Brown @BMayzie]

@hankgreen Victoria’s Secret by Jax

https://t.co/v7rMA76Feb

[Mayzie Brown @BMayzie]

Does anyone local have info about the accident that happened within the last hour over by Jenkins Middle School on Austin Bluffs and Dublin?

[Mayzie Brown @BMayzie]

@paytmitch Dammit. Left. Swipe LEFT.

[Mayzie Brown @BMayzie]

@paytmitch That was happening to me a few weeks ago. When you click on the share icon, swipe right on the bottom level of options. ‘Turn on captions’ should be listed as an option.

[Mayzie Brown @BMayzie]

@alexaflotsam The cutest? Yes, that’s it. It’s the cutest.

[Mayzie Brown @BMayzie]

.@flotus needs to watch this new clip about the newest member of her family!

[Mayzie Brown @BMayzie]

@hankgreen I’m surprised it’s not this one!

[Mayzie Brown @BMayzie]

Hey, @AcademyD20, I see you asking parents to prepare to be flexible as the prospect of remote learning is on the horizon. If your goal is truly to prioritize in-person learning, perhaps you should do more than *encourage* mask-wearing. Make masks mandatory.

[Mayzie Brown @BMayzie]

@HeatherBarmore No problem! I still had your deleted tweet in my timeline, so it was easy to find.

[Mayzie Brown @BMayzie]

@EPCSheriff And now parents have to worry that the Santa their child sits with is armed???

Take the post down.

[Mayzie Brown @BMayzie]

@EPCSheriff As a resident of El Paso County I am absolutely disgusted. This should never have been tweeted, and it definitely should’ve been deleted by now. Children lost their lives this week because a gun was gifted to a child.

[Mayzie Brown @BMayzie]

@hankgreen My local beekeeping friend says it’s a wing cramp.

[Mayzie Brown @BMayzie]

Y’all.

YOU. ALL.

I just received a package from @chewy.

WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS AMAZINGNESS. (Artist can be found on Instagram, handle @joshlawsonart)

[Mayzie Brown @BMayzie]

@votefwd will you have any campaigns for the California recall coming up?

[Mayzie Brown @BMayzie]

@Joclyn True statements!

[Mayzie Brown @BMayzie]

@Joclyn I could see Ramsay doing this

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Daisy and Luna. Daisy doesn’t like car rides so Luna comforts her until they both fall asleep. H*ckin heartwarming. 13/10 for each