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the goat of all time.

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somethin kinda neat i found out…if you ignore a problem for long enough, it either goes away or ruins your life. so 50/50. pretty good odds.

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@afraidofwasps checking in several years later to say i still think about this and also say it out loud a lot

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@afraidofwasps this tweet has been stuck in my head for three weeks

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@MattsBestTweets bluey is a girl

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@DukeHerndon damn only once 😔

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i recently found out i live 5 mins away from the jersey shore’s mike The Situation sorrentino and now i constantly see him driving around town in his lifted brown jeep gladiator. i just saw him leaving shoprite. what if we became friends. what if The Situation were my best friend

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@DukeHerndon who wants to know…

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@JaqenHgar10000 no he’s just my neighbor. and future best friend.

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@MattsBestTweets matt you’re not wrong about that

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@elliottgray ship of thesis

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@Dan_Cassaro we just came from shopping at l’occitane it’s the only store that’s open on 86th street because my man here did so well on his test he just wanted some hand lotion and we went up and got it but now they’re closing

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this snowy day reminded me of the most insane video of all time

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the internet is broken. sup is trying to save it.

and we're hiring a Design Engineer.

$200-250k.
good healthcare.
free lunch.
jumpsuits (?)

NY or CA.

dm for details ✌️

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@johnpalmer patatje oorlog… s-tier

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i did a design sprint for the BEN SOLO pitch and i regret to inform you the movie would have been sick. rip.

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@PrimeIntellect what’s the story here?

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i think if you type your password almost right. like one or two mistakes. websites should be like Ahhhh close enough get your ass in here buddy :)

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@owenbroadcast my two-year-old calls anything unpleasant “itchy”

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my two-year-old often asks me what strangers’ names are and i always make up something weird like Shubby or Bembo and apparently she’s been paying attention because we saw a deer on the way home and i heard her say quietly to herself in the back seat “i think his name is…Jimbus”

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@danielzarick goat

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@adgmodular @mikesmith187 get his ass

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@stridexpads no it’s new and it sucks!!