Oil was the biggest IQ test of 2026 and most of you failed it.
- oil was at $64 two weeks ago
- Iran war panic pushed it to $119 in a single session
- every retail trader on earth opened a long above $100
- Trump said "taking over the Strait of Hormuz" and it crashed 32% in hours
- today he said the war ends "very soon" and it dumped another 7%
- it went from $119 to $92 in 24 hours
- the "once in a lifetime oil trade" lasted 12 hours
- Goldman had a $60 year-end target BEFORE the war even started
If you opened a long on oil above $100 because CNN told you war means oil goes up forever, you did not make a trade. You made a donation.