patrick lang

I’m part of one of the most fantasticest folk duos around. we are called Patrick Lang and the Sack Religious. On all streaming services! Love ya!

[patrick lang @BOOTSANDATIE]

@ClayTravis Why does his popularity in Isreal mean anything to us, as Americans? Also, ball gargling is an easy way to become popular

[patrick lang @BOOTSANDATIE]

@ClayTravis I’ve been following you and outkick since 3HL. I can count the times I’ve disagreed with you on my hands, but you are wrong on this one. Send them their money back and start saying what you know is true

[patrick lang @BOOTSANDATIE]

@thejohndusk @joerogan Tons of people outrank the White House, brother.

[patrick lang @BOOTSANDATIE]

@NikkiSixx 100%. Also though, you’re kind of a lame ole man.

[patrick lang @BOOTSANDATIE]

@officialmrsavvy Why are you explaining the jokes?

[patrick lang @BOOTSANDATIE]

Fuck

[jordan buckley @jordanbuckley]

Life will never be the same

[patrick lang @BOOTSANDATIE]

@memechaotic Villain orgy story

[patrick lang @BOOTSANDATIE]

@JonStewartIL Right??

[patrick lang @BOOTSANDATIE]

@JonStewartIL Doty is a confessed liar.

[patrick lang @BOOTSANDATIE]

@weintendtowin Ummmm. Someone give this boy a law book.

[patrick lang @BOOTSANDATIE]

@GrantWins364 All time irony.

[patrick lang @BOOTSANDATIE]

@paleochristcon I hope you’re reading what everyone is writing about you. You need help, dude. Have you tried closeted fag douchebags anonymous? CFDA?

[patrick lang @BOOTSANDATIE]

@paleochristcon You’ve never said anything hilarious in your life. You say more Hillary than hilarious. Fucking chump.

[patrick lang @BOOTSANDATIE]

@paleochristcon As if your broke ass paid it. You paid to look a fucking soy idiot. It was amazing.

[patrick lang @BOOTSANDATIE]

@NikkiSixx I really used to like this band called Motley Crue. But once they kicked out Corrabi I was over it.

[patrick lang @BOOTSANDATIE]

@AndrewKolvet How many people need to tell you we find you extremely inauthentic and uncomfortable to listen to before you believe it is a claim with merit?

[patrick lang @BOOTSANDATIE]

@PGATUOR I was feeling pretty low after this last one. I was looking for roof access to the clubhouse. Practice the ole swan dive

[patrick lang @BOOTSANDATIE]

@iamcolinquinn @RichVos Vos as a jester named Little Caesar.

[patrick lang @BOOTSANDATIE]

@NicoFvL2 Every time I think you can’t get any more ridiculous you come in swinging a hot bat.

[patrick lang @BOOTSANDATIE]

@sarahtexe Not only did you begin the question with a meaningless quotation mark, but you also didn’t even close it. The department of education served you well.