Biden’s Teleprompter

Because Democracy dies in an unlit basement in Delaware without a rebooted, bright screen illuminating freedom ... or something.

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Ummm, can someone help wipe all this white dust off my screen?

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My Administration has taken steps to crack down on junk fees leading to a reduction in overdraft and bounced check fees by $5.5 billion a year.

That's real money back in your pocket.

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Hunter is writing your tweet now from your cocaine den near the WH Mess, isn’t he ….

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

My Administration has taken steps to crack down on junk fees leading to a reduction in overdraft and bounced check fees by $5.5 billion a year.

That's real money back in your pocket.

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@JonahDispatch You might say the recent NBC revelations blow a hole in the Secret Service claim that they can’t crack the case.

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I’m not sure the US media is clear on what a real coup looks like. They should reach out to their Russian colleagues just to make sure they get it all correct this time.

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@khiddy @HamyCunnyAce_23 Hunter Biden’s “good and healthy decisions” coach.

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@ClayTravis Hey, finally an intro Dementia Joe can understand! #GodSaveTheQueen

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@TonyRomm Oh, now people are pretending to give a shit about the $33 trillion in national debt? Give me a (tax) break!

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@RaymondArroyo @clayandbuck @BNCoolSprings @ClayTravis @BuckSexton Glad to see A-listers even give B-listers opportunities for success.

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@davidhogg111 This is the best satire site on this platform.

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@maxapotter This is the best satire account ever. Thanks for this.

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@RepAdamSchiff @facebook The lies shared were worse. Yet here you are …

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@RepSwalwell @washingtonpost @SpeakerMcCarthy You slept with a Chinese spy and didn't disclose it. That may not be a problem for the Washington Post, but it is a problem for U.S. security intelligence.

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@ericswalwell Don’t you have some Intel Committee work to leak? Oh, sorry …

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@POTUS How much does it cost in top secret files to fill up the tank of that Corvette Jill got in that divorce that enabled you to get her and it?

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@BBCWorld On the plus side, this means the run time for these human rights violations is cut in half. Bravo!

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@thehill Translation: Leaks to reporters on national security matters down 100% from @RepAdamSchiff

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@MikeSington @CheriJacobus They all ordered delivery pizza at the same time ...

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@RitchieTorres Nope. And he still lied less about his life than Joe Biden did his.

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@NathanWurtzel Montgomery Mall has definitely slipped. It Pepe pizza is a bright spot.

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@RaymondArroyo @foxnation Congratulations on a wonderful event that celebrates Harris's great, inspiring read ... and also a book written by you!