NEET Bondurant

Proud Mumford to three wonderful Sons

[NEET Bondurant @BOYPUSSEUS]

This is what I look like when I'm coming up with transphobic jokes

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

(whispering to my date as we pass three guys who are roughly the same size) The Brothers Three

[Rajat Suresh @rajat_suresh]

Grinch: I would like to buy a dog

Pet store employee: ok are you a guy?

Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla

Pet store employee: That is fine.

Grinch: A green gorilla

Employee: Doesn’t matter

[原啓義@街ネズミ写真家 @harahiroyoshi_]

地面に齧りつく
bite into the ground

[Izzat Hayes @AnimeSerbia]

@FuckingAwesone three stooges best ending - NO DEATH

[wint @dril]

tyoure on here scrutinizing my posts , while your girl is out Fucking curly from the three stooges

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

shopkeeper: my power bills are through the roof! There's these rooms behind my store. They're full of lights and junk. 'Backrooms', I call 'em. Anyway, they're using way too much juice! I'm going broke!

kiryu: 'Backrooms', huh? I guess I can take a look at it for you.

[NEET Bondurant @BOYPUSSEUS]

@SkinnyTuna A lot of it's really bad (looking at the Michael imperioli American horror story backrooms ep here) but the whole kane series is pretty good (although his short 'found footage #3' and the movie stand out). Les Documents Interdits scratches a similar itch wrt the uncanny

[NEET Bondurant @BOYPUSSEUS]

i'm not crazy, he's going for Randy Savage at the end, right?

[a random pynchon character @zaaaarbi]

One of many things I liked about Herzog’s Bad Lieutenant was Shea Whigham matching Cage’s freak

[Certified Jugger Boy @EddieMcstriplin]

Imbibing sti.ultabts at 1 am: I MUSTbe the white sherlock holmes

Waking up at 9 am: who ripped my dress pants? The g aame is afoot??

[Steven @StevenWallaby]

Still the greatest plot synopsis I have ever heard.

[Mud @mudshevik]

This is what Anarchists mean when they say the USSR was oppressive

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

(TikTok text to speech AI voice) The man’s father did not support his dream to become a famous animator. When the man earned 1 million dollars for his cartoon, he got his revenge: he put his father to sleep with a tranquilizer dart, and moved his house to Pakistan.

[Scarred for Life @ScarredForLife2]

EVE OF THE WAR (1978), the second single from Jeff Wayne's Musical Version of The War of the Worlds, is an absolute banger. But the video is on another level, perfectly capturing the terrifying mood of the album artwork. I've been saying this for decades: make a film of this!

[Jorge Rodríguez @jorgertg98]

Jack Kirby side character: RANGAROKK THE APOCALYPSE THAT WALKS
Alan Moore sc: a real life xvii century writer reimagined as a lynchpin of reality
Frank Miller sc: Malcolm. Big Mal. Likes the rain. Likes the sound. Rain calms the voices. The memories
Garth Ennis sc: The Bulgarian

[Crash Test Gummies @punishedgummies]

Wrong

[Olivvia The Woman The Account @fixyourheartsor]

frankly i think a far higher percent of people have detransitioned as a weird sex thing than vice versa

[aja‼️ @b1ondeath]

Elvis used to get high as balls on pills that don’t even exist anymore and just do fat karate outside for hours