Bo

Not telling ≠ Not lying

[Paul Spacey ⚽️ @PaulSpacey]

https://t.co/x9E06LGrxP

[Nic @nickbux_25]

Landed back at Heathrow, my World Cup is over.

Maybe the best 2.5 weeks of my life. From Texas smokehouses to lobster rolls in Connecticut. Honky Tonk in Fort Worth to baseball in NYC. 2x England wins and everything else inbetween.

Don’t take me home 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Bo @BOasis]

@Meckerinch33897 @mistressdivy 🤣🤣🤣

[Bo @BOasis]

@Nazumejud Top Secret is the name of the film

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[Bo @BOasis]

@literaryeric I once played in the same high school summer tournament that Josh Beckett was playing in. We could literally hear the catchers mitt popping from 2 fields away 🤣

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

I didn't know Helen of Troy could generate so much conflict.

[Bo @BOasis]

This is absolutely going to be the worst World Cup of all time.

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: For the first time in history, The World Cup Final will have a halftime show.

It will be organized by Chris Martin & Coldplay and could take up to 25 minutes.

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

I’ve never seen anything more accurate

[Bo @BOasis]

@AlexToropoc @Isabelletkrause Whew. Man. Apparently I needed a good laugh today. Thank you

What’s the old saying? Sometimes a persons purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others 🤣

[Ross_co_Jones  @anonimo_jones]

Cuando bañas a tu primer hijo VS cuando bañas al segundo.

[Bo @BOasis]

@Variety Paging @JimmysSeafood

[Bo @BOasis]

@JeffDye Man I’m still embarrassed at how much I loved Ultimate Warrior 🤣🤣. But that’s okay a lot of other dudes on that short could actually work!

[Bo @BOasis]

@DrFrankTurek Starting something new. Reading through David’s life in Chronicles, Samuel, etc and then reading the corresponding Psalm throughout.

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

My daughter: Can I go to my friend's house?
Me: Take your phone & text me every 20 minutes to tell me you're ok

Me when I was 10: I'm off to the abandoned quarry with my pals
Mom: Dinner's at 5

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

*opens instagram *

yep, everyone's life is still better than mine

*closes instagram*

*opens twitter*

ah yes. my fellow specimens.

[Bo @BOasis]

@reddit_lies

[Bo @BOasis]

@EastBayChris We’re BOTH mad! 🤣

[Bo @BOasis]

@ClaireFosterPHD High quality parody account. Well done.

[user @user84829272]

Basic Costco members should not be allowed to look Executive Members in the eyes