Brittany Pendegraft

[folu @notfolu]

types of vacations I need
- a week to deep clean everything I own, twice
- a week to just sleep, then sleep some more
- a week where I don't speak to anyone
- a week where I can cook constantly and never have to clean up
- 2-3 days where I don't have to make any decisions

[Mitt Romney @MittRomney]

Roy Moore in the US Senate would be a stain on the GOP and on the nation. Leigh Corfman and other victims are courageous heroes. No vote, no majority is worth losing our honor, our integrity.

[Aoife Wilson @AoifeLockhart]

It's the most wonderful time of year: the anniversary of Obama reacting to Pope Baby.

[Brittany Pendegraft @BPendegraft]

68% of voters believe he had done it, and yet many of them still voted for him! All the anger came flooding back. How is he our POTUS? https://t.co/bsVxh71Cti

[Jia Tolentino @jiatolentino]

A year ago I was writing about 24 women who had come forward about Trump as a sexual predator, 20 of them by name https://t.co/XSsZei1peH

[david cross✍ @davidcrosss]

It's official. Enough time has passed so that we can now respectfully talk about gun control with regards to the Pulse massacre in Orlando.

[Brittany Pendegraft @BPendegraft]

My favorite video... ever. Watched 20+ times and still 🤣. https://t.co/YecVZd325m

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

#SaucyTakei https://t.co/hEWyr9PR1L

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

.@realDonaldTrump They did. It wasn't.

[Lindsay Pavlas @LindsayPavlas]

Being in a restroom with a trans woman is not scary. The right's obsession with strangers' genitals is extremely scary.

[Albert Brooks @AlbertBrooks]

Was going to go to Ikea today but thanks to the president's warning about Swedish terrorism I stayed away.

[Brittany Pendegraft @BPendegraft]

Chris Wallace Smacks Down Reince Priebus: 'You Don't Get to Tell Us What to Do' - The Daily Beast https://t.co/kWI3StwdB9

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

I disagreed with President Bush all the time. I never called him a pathological liar. He was just conservative. But Trump lies all the time.

[Andrew Walsh @andrew_walsh]

...uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucking break. (2/2)

[W. Kamau Bell @wkamaubell]

Jeffrey Lord called Trump "fearless". Trump is "fearless" the way my 2 y/o is: ignorant of consequences. Difference is my 2 y/o is learning.