Bentley Plaskett

Above average gamer, below average comedic relief. At a party, you'd probably find me going through the coats!

[Bentley Plaskett @BPlaskett]

Well. I mean.

*gestures broadly at everything*

[Helldivers Alerts @HelldiversAlert]

ALERT!⚠️
Multiple major Megacities are in full collapse. All Helldivers are hereby ordered to mobilize and deploy in defense of Super Earth without delay. This is a critical situation—immediate action is mandatory.

[Bentley Plaskett @BPlaskett]

@helldivers2 F

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@SamsungMobileUS pleasssseeeeee help me! My orders keep getting continuously cancelled by Samsung or my credit card company, and I have finally got one through and it looks like it’s on hold for a bogus reason as well!

H A L P

[Bentley Plaskett @BPlaskett]

@SamLakeRMD You hiring for Control 2, or AW3? I’m a great coffee getter!

[Remedy Entertainment 🔻Pre-order CONTROL Resonant! @remedygames]

We are deeply saddened to hear about the passing of our beloved friend and collaborator James McCaffrey, the iconic voice of Max Payne and Alex Casey. His remarkable talent gave life to our characters and left an enduring impact on our community. Our hearts go out to his family.

[Bentley Plaskett @BPlaskett]

@remedygames Alan Wake II is one of the best single player games I’ve played in years. The strangeness of Control, but with an overarching narrative that pulls me right back in for Final Draft. I cant stress how rad this game gets— reach “We Sing”, and tell me that’s not pure fun

[Bentley Plaskett @BPlaskett]

@ThundrboltHolt @BriansHatITYSL 55 BURGERS 55 FRIES 55
TACOS 55 PIES 55 COKES
100 TATER TOTS 100 PIZZAS
100 TENDERS 100
MEATBALLS 100 COFFEES
55 WINGS 55 SHAKES 55
PANCAKES 55 PASTAS 55
PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS

Your total is $680.00

“Okay.”

[Bentley Plaskett @BPlaskett]

@knobkardashian @msgmeg I’m not in trouble at all.

And we should get to watch a LITTLE porn at work

[Bentley Plaskett @BPlaskett]

@SenJohnson You’re such a joke. Resign before you’re voted out or someone unearths dirt that shows what a scumbag you truly are. There are hundreds of state problems that need fixing but you focus on something that should be last on the list (or not on there at all).

[Bentley Plaskett @BPlaskett]

@BrynnTannehill I’m from Tennessee (you know, the state that’s been in the news for being absolute shit lately!) and almost every single one of my friends, even those that consider themselves “conservative”, are asking “Yo what the fuck!” every other day.

[Bentley Plaskett @BPlaskett]

I don’t think we can convert em wall, so @Apple, stop breaking my texting experience. #GetTheMessage #OrSomething
https://t.co/oUO13vOgRW

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@tashcoug @ArmandDoma Bruh, what the fuck is wrong with people.

You’re a saint for delivering these puppers on demand

[Bentley Plaskett @BPlaskett]

@IsabelleDotJpeg @Glinner Wow, a trans jpeg. I didn’t even know they came in different flavors

[Bentley Plaskett @BPlaskett]

@SeiboldG8r @MoviePass @senorita_cafe Good news, they’re moving from 1 customer service rep to 3!

[Bentley Plaskett @BPlaskett]

@AlecStapp @ArmandDoma After taking Mounjaro (brand name Tirzepatide), it is absolutely game changing. I admittedly gained a SHIT TON of weight during COVID lockdown and finally decided this year was the year to lose it. 2 months of treatment have me losing 45lbs(50% of weight gained). Unbelievable

[Bentley Plaskett @BPlaskett]

@senorita_cafe @MoviePass I stand corrected, I got a response from the dev team in like 10 minutes with all the problems fixed.

[Bentley Plaskett @BPlaskett]

@senorita_cafe @MoviePass The saga continues

[Jon Uleis @MovingToTheSun]

My new favorite thing - Bing's new ChatGPT bot argues with a user, gaslights them about the current year being 2022, says their phone might have a virus, and says "You have not been a good user"

Why? Because the person asked where Avatar 2 is showing nearby

[Bentley Plaskett @BPlaskett]

@senorita_cafe @MoviePass The kicker is you have to be able to log in to cancel your account! Only other way I can think of is to have my credit card company blacklist them

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@MoviePass @senorita_cafe Well that was short-lived.