Brooke Portincaso

Had to change my bio because my bf frowned upon my choice of French words

[Brooke Portincaso @BPortincaso]

Is it just me or is it fucking impossible to see the lines on any Missouri road when its raining at night...?!

[John Legend @johnlegend]

If you’re fortunate enough to have already paid off your student loans or make too much money to qualify, it’s still possible to be happy for people receiving some much needed relief. So many are weighed down by this debt. Let’s celebrate the relief and then work toward making…

[Brooke Portincaso @BPortincaso]

Are there people out in this world who use the numbers past 3 on your toaster?

[Brooke Portincaso @BPortincaso]

Let’s normalize quality sushi at reasonable pricing.

[YourLuckyClover @UrLuckyClover7]

Does running away from Monday count as cardio?

[Norm Kelly @norm]

Kudos to Trump’s plastic surgeon.

[Brooke Portincaso @BPortincaso]

Alright I’ll say it. Children under the age of 12 should not be allowed to fly. Fact.

[Simone Biles @Simone_Biles]

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[Brooke Portincaso @BPortincaso]

@BritneyLynnW In need of a women only gym

[prance @bocxtop]

very cool of them to end the mask requirements just in time for pollen to rawdog my immune system

[Brooke Portincaso @BPortincaso]

Things that should be left in 2021: overly long fingernails

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Big news from the CDC: If you’re fully vaccinated, you do not need to wear a mask – indoors or outdoors, in most settings.

We’ve gotten this far. Whether you choose to get vaccinated or wear a mask, please protect yourself until we get to the finish line.

[Bloomberg Originals @bbgoriginals]

Lockdowns around the world led to a pandemic boom for the billion dollar pet industry. Now, as Covid restrictions lift and workers return to the office, animal shelters are seeing an increase in pet parents abandoning their pets. Take a look.

[Brooke Portincaso @BPortincaso]

I want tattoos to become the social normal and if you don’t have one, that’s unacceptable.

[Unkonfined @unkonfined]

You’ll never regret focusing on yourself.

[𝐈𝐨𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚🏹 @zanessavibes]

while Zac Efron is out there spreading awareness for our planet earth,y’all are behind a screen bullying him for his appearance. follow zac’s example and go do something important with your lifes. thank you

[🇺🇦 David Griner 🇺🇦 @griner]

Do something furiously nice for someone this weekend. Go full kindness asshole on them. Be unapologetically thoughtful, you big-hearted jerk.

[Brooke Portincaso @BPortincaso]

Why am I a 23 year old acting like a 50 year old?

[Allison O'Conor @allisonoconor]

Hmm I want this zit to go away maybe I should turn it into an open wound