B𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪$

I’m actually really funny you just have to catch me on the right day | almost never serious | cancer sun, moon, venus, and mars ♋️

[Softboy☄️ @softboywin]

anyone who had a tumblr account from 2010-2014 has a masters degree in social media

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

i miss the days when you can screenshot on your iphone without taking the survey afterwards 😭

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Michael Jackson really got in the studio and said you ain’t my bitch & that ain’t my kid hehe wooohoooo 😭

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

make young people in charge of everything again and i promise things will be better

[Cassandra 🎬🧜🏻‍♀️ @TheMovieMermaid]

not gonna say who i thought this was

[BronxBmbrz @BronxBmbrz]

I’m confused as to why they’re making a documentary about allegations that were proven false meanwhile I haven’t heard a peep about the epstein files in a while

[ZachInMilwaukee @ZachInMillioke]

Sometimes when the weed really hits I feel like the melted girl from the anti-weed ad in the 2000’s but the commercial doesn’t mention that it feels awesome when you’re just chillin

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

His stylist hates him. We’ve seen this look from him a million times before. 😭

[Axel🦇 @AxelTalksFilm]

bro i can't imagine being alive in 1987 and watching this shit 😭 he's so fucking cool

[B𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪$ @BRIANNAFAITHVC]

@BuzzingPop I don’t think it’s fair to compare Michael’s success to anyone from this age bc Mike was doing them numbers before the internet. He was him fr.

[deaf kennedys @thamosdeaf]

That’s why I fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[devin 🎱 @fartpog]

trying to rebrand this glove as drakes is so fucking disrespectful. FUCK drake and long live michael jackson

[Almeda. stans black women 🤎 @unapologhetto]

I always thought Orange is the new black made Netflix famous

[B𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪$ @BRIANNAFAITHVC]

@ivyphobic @urzombified Me when I learned all of this years ago w no solid evidence n ppl thought I was crazy n now it’s here n ppl deadass don’t care???

[ivy @ivyphobic]

i deadass went into damn near psychosis about the epstein files and truly believed it was going to be a game changer but unfortunately people are more brainwashed than ever

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

NEURODIVERGENTS WILL BE LIKE “I’M SO TIRED” AND THEN REFUSE TO SLEEP JUST BECAUSE THEY HAVEN’T HAD ENOUGH ME TIME AFTER SURVIVING THE DAY

[Lara @lxraa444]

haha yes we can meet! but let’s do it when i’m skinnier, my hair is longer, my skin is cleaner….

[jean’s glucose monitor @mirrenelle]

very real because sometimes you do just randomly have to hold your titty

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.