B R M

Where to begin... Here? Nooo... Here?... Aaaah, HERE! Right... About this 160 character thing? Is that absolute? Or is it negotiable? Oh, I see.. Well in that c

[B R M @BRMolloy]

Forget Top Gun 2...
It's 30 years later, fat, balding, toothless. Financially crippled by alimony and gambling debts...Brian now works in the dingy alley, behind the bar he used to own. Giving out $10 BJ's to desperate truckers and tourists. Cocktail 2 : More Cock than Tail...?

[B R M @BRMolloy]

@BuckUpBits

[B R M @BRMolloy]

@BuckUpBits Positive thoughts ❤❤❤

[Came back to make this a Hunter Biden stan account @aaron916]

These fuckers are bragging on how often their workers must test from all the exposure they persevere through just to do their jobs. Maybe not the glowing endorsement they thought it sounded like?

[B R M @BRMolloy]

@Axemusica The masochist anthem...

[Foxymus Prime @Foxymusprime]

A true glutton for punishment if literal...

🎵Take another little piece of my heart now baby🎶

[🖤Kat Ballou™️ @1fragmentedmind]

Words get lost and fade in time but pictures hold the memories...

[Claire Behind The Hair @urmumsausername]

Attention creepy men who send dick pics

This is an excerpt from my 'Twitter Rhapsody'

You're welcome and also fuck you

[Claire Behind The Hair @urmumsausername]

🎄☃️🦌❄️🎅🎶🎄⛄🦌❄️🎅🎶
It's the most wonderful time of the year! Here's how I deal with trolls, with a Christmassy twist!
🎄☃️🦌❄️🎅🎶🎄⛄🦌❄️🎅🎶

[𝑽𝒆𝒈𝒂𝒔 🇨🇦 'V 𝑴𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒚' 🔥 @Conchvegas1]

Rooms are fun and all, but don't forget to allow time for yelling into the void

[B R M @BRMolloy]

@Conchvegas1 The Void has feelings too... and nerve endings... sooooo many nerve endings...

[B R M @BRMolloy]

@WetMascara

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

"We should steal those cookies."
"Who's the cat here, Arnie?"
"You are, Max."
"And, who's the dog?"
"I am."
"What does that make you?"
"The muscle."
"And me?"
"The brains."
"That's right, now be quiet."

[sad-a-saurus @sad_saurus]

Fork: Hey have you seen Spoon?

Cat with Fiddle: Let’s just say you’re gonna be dish-appointed

Fork: My marriage is falling apart you jerk

[B R M @BRMolloy]

@urmumsausername

[B R M @BRMolloy]

@RiderofWolves We all wear masks.. of sorts.

[Claire Behind The Hair @urmumsausername]

No, YOUR mum