Braden Roovers

Digital Analyst | Tweets in full sarcasm

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

Define suitable

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

“How much does it cost if I say something, a comment about the refs? Is it $20,000? … I should not do it. I’ll save my money. I’ve got to pay for diapers.”

Giannis on not getting foul calls after Game 3 😂 https://t.co/2VT0NWuB4l

[Chaps @UncleChaps]

I still can’t believe 174 representative voted this way. Keep your “thanks for your service” trope if you vote against our health.

[Braden Roovers @BRoovers]

God damn! Get it Z

[Chad Roovers @CRoovers01]

Congratulations Zack Roovers on your new personal best 625 pounds!

[Dan Hardy @danhardymma]

You’re trending because you’ve got @jakepaul tattooed on your finger.

Well done. 👏🏼

Congratulations on your championship success. I remember the crowds booing in appreciation as you wore your heel out against the fence, backing up and avoiding the fight.

[Braden Roovers @BRoovers]

@USMNT @albert_penaloza

[RoyLFC @RoyLFC9]

@ChelseaFC SPURS THOUGHT THEY WOULD BECOME A SUPER CLUB LOL

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

What do you have against Americans, fuckstick? @TTuchelofficial

[Parker Butler @parkerpbutler]

Hi, rapid response video editor for @joebiden here 👋

That’s literally my job. It's not a conspiracy - you just need a faster production team!

[Braden Roovers @BRoovers]

@ATNelson27 I’m at a loss at this one as well..

[Sam Dekker @dekker]

holding your flags together wont make the virus go away.. also, part of patriotism is helping your fellow American out in times of need. so how bout we stay inside and show that patriotism instead of yelling at each other all day about what side of the political aisle is worse.

[Nia Renée Hill @niasalterego]

Wife caught you jerking off again, huh?

[liv @liv_cowherd]

I don’t think you understand how many things I would rather do than this

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

How in the living fuck is this still news to people?

[MrSpaceman360 @MrSpaceman360]

we got players like shai-gilgeous alexander and malcolm brogdon who are having breakout seasons yet BR continues to talk about the bald headed bench player who averages 5.5 PPG.

[SCOUTWITHBRYAN @ScoutWithBryan]

It was!

[Prime @PRM_BTC]

Imagine watching this game and then taking Mitch Trubisky over both of them

[Skoops @DennisWare40]

HAPPY FUCKIN FRIDAY PEOPLE!!! 😁😁

[David Carr @DCarr8]

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[Braden Roovers @BRoovers]

@T_VDH26 @BleacherReport More room for Pulisic