Brandon Allen

Board game designer, movie watcher, fantasy football player, and fan of the oxford comma.

[Brandon Allen @BS_Allen]

What a terrible thing to say. Do better.

[Pistol @patiencewins77]

@mikal_bridges @itzfishies are your bags packed? KD is coming

[Brandon Allen @BS_Allen]

@AndrewLeezus Watch some Amar'e highlights and you'll feel better real quick.

[Brandon Allen @BS_Allen]

@AndrewLeezus Who was the fifth starter in those games? McGee?

[Brandon Allen @BS_Allen]

@McAlistersDeli Why have baggede potatoes been removed from Door Dash? I NEED my potatoes! 😀🥔

[Brandon Allen @BS_Allen]

@garveyshuffle In your Amanda Knox article you spoiled the end of Stillwater, which came out today. Why would you do that???

[Brandon Allen @BS_Allen]

@jerseymikes What the heck? Why is my sandwich so small?? (Banana for scale)

[Brandon Allen @BS_Allen]

@ChipotleTweets You have an $8 coupon on @DoorDash when you order a quesadilla, but the quesadilla isn't on the menu! So I can't even order a quesadilla! #lame

[Brandon Allen @BS_Allen]

@ChipotleTweets In @DoorDash I'm being shown a coupon for $8 off when I order a quesadilla. But nowhere on the menu is there a quesadilla (aside from the kids one). What am I missing?

[Brandon Allen @BS_Allen]

@comcastcares Been on the phone with you 5 times today. Told a supervisor would call me back 3 times. It's been 6 hours. Never received a single call.

[Brandon Allen @BS_Allen]

@jowrotethis @Breznican I just went to download the Still Watching Mandalorian podcast and I only found a column. Is the podcast dead? #sayitaintso #TheMandalorian

[Brandon Allen @BS_Allen]

@HotTopic Just saw the new Batman Artist Series exclusive by @OriginalFunko exclusive to Target is listed as "pre-order sold out". I guess is possible for a large retailer to manage their allotment. #learnalesson #hottopicisterrible

[Brandon Allen @BS_Allen]

@HotTopic You also never replied, so I'm not sure why you said that...

[Brandon Allen @BS_Allen]

@HotTopic You told me to DM you but haven't replied in over 3 days.

[Brandon Allen @BS_Allen]

@HotTopic So I had to call, email, tweet, and send multiple DMs. And all I get is a sorry. You just lost a customer.

[Brandon Allen @BS_Allen]

@HotTopic You sold the item on your website before fulfilling all your preorders...smh #badcustomerservice

[Brandon Allen @BS_Allen]

@HotTopic Question...why do I have to call to find out you canceled my preorder from a month ago? Follow up question... do you fulfill preorders in the order you received them?

[Brandon Allen @BS_Allen]

@HotTopic I never received an email. That's my point. I called to ask where my preorder was and they told me I'm never getting it.

[Brandon Allen @BS_Allen]

@jowrotethis I don't know what this is showing, but I see David Chen and now I'm missing GoT and your podcast.

[Brandon Allen @BS_Allen]

3h 45m

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3 hours on hold...