David Linder

Bandwagon Sports Fan. I pretty much just have twitter so I can tweet @lebatardshow. Remaining ACLs: 0

[lindsey ok @lindseyyok]

No one wants this

[David Linder @BS_DavidLinder]

@Tazerface16 Trans sisters

[Actually_Tina_prepping for the 4th_FFXIV @Actually_Tina]

God gives his best punchlines to people with no sense of humor

[More Luigis Needed @LisaA311]

If your line cook died and you replaced them with a random sibling your restaurant would likely fail immediately but apparently being a senator requires less experience than being a line cook

[bob appetit @flugenhof]

the problem with AI isn't just that it's ugly and lazy, it's indicative of a culture uncaring about everything. you have to care about something. you have to care about what you're putting out in the world. you have to make effort somewhere so people can perceive it.

[DarkWokeBalthazar @rebonsible]

Just a reminder according to US law you cannot make an advertisement for food without using exactly the ingredients it takes to make such food. Report all these AI ads

[Scott @ScottyWegs9]

let me tell you a quick tale of trying to play soccer with some friends in US of A...

there was an open field. we went with a ball to kick around...

we were kicked off because we didn't "rent" the field - which as $200 for an hour.

so the field sat there all day unused.

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

@willmenaker Yes but is their private equity industry thriving and hitting their IRR marks to satisfy investors????

[David Linder @BS_DavidLinder]

@MLB And then what happened?

[Jack Settleman @jacksettleman]

Joey chestnut wearing a pol****** chain

The game has never been more gone

How does espn let that happen

[The Man of Astoria @depechejoe]

Yeah I’ve heard good things! I don’t know if I have Apple TV right now but I’ll definitely check it out. On another topic, do you think I am capable of being loved genuinely

[Rayyvana @RayyvanaTTV]

One of my friends bought a pair of Meta glasses so the whole friend group started referring to him as “the pervert” until he got rid of them

[David Linder @BS_DavidLinder]

@GameChangerSam My guess is Paul Robailiffo

[ສະຫາຍ ສຸວິ 🇱🇦🇵🇸‧₊˚ ✮⋆˙ @Souvie]

this isn’t ok or normal and you shouldn’t go about your day pretending it is

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

gifs when the joke is time sensitive

[Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead]

Palestinian children had their parents killed in front of them before they were exploded themselves but Mayim Bialik had to be reminded she's a genocide supporter in a parking lot and that's worse

[David Linder @BS_DavidLinder]

@RemarkablyDope My secret theory is he knew he was about to get busted for all of his scamming, tried to end it, and had to pivot when he survived and only lost an arm

[Céad Míle Fáilte @ColeyMick]

I’m the guy who designs bathrooms for restaurants. My main contribution is to keep faucets as short as possible. I want the backs of your hands right up against that porcelain. I want your hands dirtier than if you dunked them into the toilet.

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

What if - as a "bit" - you allowed yourself to be vulnerable?

[CTE Prayer Circle 🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹 @RemarkablyDope]

Maybe I just need to stop being a bitch. If the heat can trade for Giannis what’s my excuse