BShankar

Dharma. Dhandha. Dand.

[Shefali Vaidya. 🇮🇳 @ShefVaidya]

Wow, thin skinned politicians afraid of criticism like @MahuaMoitra @ShashiTharoor and @sagarikaghose have blocked me before, but this is the first time, @Lenskart_com, a publicly listed company has blocked me, and yes, I have been a paying customer several times in the past. Well done @peyushbansal. Clearly shows your company has something to hide when the official handle starts blocking ordinary citizens for merely questioning policy that is in public domain! I take it as a badge of honour though :)

[Shefali Vaidya. 🇮🇳 @ShefVaidya]

I have some questions for @peyushbansal, CEO of @Lenskart_com, a publicly listed company that has blocked me for asking questions. Do listen and RT if you agree. #NoBindiNoBusiness

[Snehu (HappyBirthdayMannu)💥🎉🎂❤️ @FearlessSnehu]

He is the same stand-up comedian who is known for dark comedy. he makes jokes about people’s pain, disability, and even death in the name of comedy. But now that he has shed a few tears, the whole social media is overreacting.

[With Love Bihar @WithLoveBihar]

🚨SOS Alert 🚨

Deepak's wife Sushma and his two children Anaya and Pradyumna are missing.

They boarded Karnataka Express, train no 12627 to New Delhi from Bengaluru but never reached.

Please help in finding them.

Contact: Deepak – 8930189467 / 7078872866

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

Hello @_sayema,

You are an RJ. Your job fundamentally revolves around music. Curating playlists, introducing songs, setting the mood, and shaping listeners’ musical taste.

This Maulana is branding your entire profession as haram. I hope you respond firmly with a befitting reply. I’m sure you won’t take it quietly, will you?

[Mr Sinha @Mrsinha]

-Janhvi Kapoor posted in support of Bangladeshi Hindus.
-German YouTuber Dhruv Rathee started attacking her

It’s not a secret anymore that he is working for Jihadis. He isn’t even trying to hide it now....

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

He is right. The cinema world is shivering. The tremors can be felt even before the video is out.

I went to PVR this morning to watch Dhurandhar, but they said they have cancelled all the shows because Rathee's video is coming. It’s happening pan-India.

The makers are recalling all the prints from cinema halls, and they’ll dump them in the Ghazipur landfill. Aditya Dhar is planning to quit filmmaking and shift to Mozambique, where he’ll run a chicken pakoda shop to earn a living. Akshay Khanna is planning to apologise for acting in this movie. Sanjay Dutt will return to the underworld, Madhavan to Dubai, and Rampal to Pakistan to avoid making movies henceforth.

This is the end of the nationalist cinema era. The catastrophic butterfly effect of this video is already unfolding even before its release. Studios are panicking, directors are hiding, actors are reassessing their life choices.

What will happen once the video is actually out? Total annihilation, presumably. I wouldn’t be surprised if it leads to nothing short of Modi’s resignation and the permanent shutdown of Indian cinema itself.

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

Film opens with a masked villain destroying some Indian asset somewhere and challenging the Indian govt, saying he is coming for them.

Next scene: IB, RAW, and ministers are having a round-table meeting about the villain while his 4K images play on the monitor. The intel chief clears his throat and reveals the shocking truth: the villain is ex-RAW, once India’s finest, now enemy No. 1 because he didn't get promotion on time.

Minister, sweating dramatically: “Ab kya? Kaise rokenge isko?” Everyone looks at each other helplessly. The intel chief removes his glasses and whispers, “Sir… is kaam ko sirf ek aadmi kar sakta hai.”

Cue 45-second monologue praising the hero as the background score swells. Slo-mo entry of the hero, dust flying, camera circling, national flag reflecting in his sunglasses.

Hero ki help ke liye jayegi Special Agent Sofia. Kyu? Abhi to aapne kaha tha ye kaam woh akela kar sakta hai. Haan, lekin Sofia ka figure achha hai. Action scenes ke beech me gaane-waane honge, aur unme woh bikini pehen kar ghoomegi. Lekin yaar? Apni agent bikini? Koi naa, aap tension naa lo. Sofia ko ISI agent bana denge jo hero ki help karegi. Haan, ye theek hai.

Then comes the mission. Cat-and-mouse game. Action scenes, beech me item songs, slow-motion explosions, unnecessary bike chases, and the villain saying “You don’t know who I am!” every 20 minutes.

Then the villain kills the hero’s sidekick, Altaf. Altaf's family would have been a victim of the 2002 riots, but he chose to fight for his country. He’ll die after giving a 10-minute monologue about country over religion. The hero is sad, then angry. It’s revenge time. Background score intensifies.

Again cat and mouse. Hero gets shot but still fights 20 men while bleeding. He is about to lose. Enter Pathaan, or Tiger, or Chhota Tiger, or Kabir or (Skoda) Laura Lehsun for a cameo who save the hero. Hero wins. Villain dies, or escapes with a scar for the sequel, or has a change of heart and sacrifices himself “for the nation.”

Hero and heroine hug. Hero salutes the flags of both countries. End credits roll. Anupama Chopra is sitting in the theatre crying. Hrithik tweets that this is responsible filmmaking. Radhika Apte says ab is desh me bachha paida karna surakshit hai. Jai Hind.

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

Today I'm launching The Moral Victory Guild, for which I am the president, CEO, secretary, treasurer, and also the peon who makes the tea.

If you’ve suffered any kind of loss, got dumped, failed an exam, fired from job, watched your share portfolio crash, lost your hairline, got ratioed on social media, boss insulted you, left on ‘seen’, or got beaten mercilessly in public, just reach out to us.

The Guild will immediately twist it into a glorious win and proudly announce to the world that the moral victory belongs to you.

[Yogeshwar Dutt @DuttYogi]

हम तो मिट्टी में कुश्ती लड़ते हैं मिट्टी में खेलते हैं कीचड़ में लेटने का काम तेरा है,अब सुन त्यागी पहली बात जिनको तुम जाति बोल रहे हो वो ज्यादातर सरनेम है जो हिंदुओं के होते हैं ,आदम की औलाद दूसरी बात ये है की जो सरनेम तूने बताए वो अरब देशों में तो नहीं है, ये कन्वर्ट रिवर्ट का धंदा तुम करते हो वो ख़ुद तूने बता दिया , भाड़े का टट्टू है तू वो तेरे कन्वर्ट रिवर्ट से पता लग रहा है चल भाग अब इधर से जात का पता ना जमात का आ जाते हैं मुँह उठा कर ।

[Megh Updates 🚨™ @MeghUpdates]

Deepest gratitude to this gentleman Who brought the anti-Hindu agenda of abdul to light before everyone. 🫡🚩

[Nomadic Musings @midwaythoughts_]

Go & listen to Rashmeet Kaur, people. Such a raw, earthy, soothing connection in her voice!

~ Faqueeran, Rashmeet Kaur.

[Comrade M @ComradeMalal]

2017 के आसपास ओमप्रकाश मिश्रा कुख्यात हुआ था, “ बोल ना आंटी आऊँ क्या” गाने से….।

उस टाइम टिकटॉक भी पॉपुलर हुआ था। जिसमे ऐसे छप्पर स्टाइल बाल वाले और पेंसिल जीन्स पहने लड़कों की क्रिंज वीडियोज वायरल हो रही थी।

इन्ही छप्पर जैसे बालों के वजह से इन्हें छपरी बुलाया जाना लगा। फिर सारे क्रिंज कंटेंट क्रिएटर्स या ऐसे फैशन वाले छपरी टर्म के अंदर आने लगे।

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तुम लोग शोषण की कहानी बेच के अपनी जीविका चला रहे हो चलाओ।

पर जो लोग पहले से हाशिए पर हैं। उन्हें परमानेंट डिप्रेशन में डालने के लिए स्तन टैक्स की कहानी , जमींदार के यहाँ सुहागरात पे पत्नी भेजने की कहानी या फिर ऐसे हीन भावना भरने वाली कहानी तो ना बेचो उन्हें।

अपना पेट भरने के लिए किसी कम्युनिटी का आत्मबल खा जाना गुड बात नहीं है।

[Nalini Unagar @NalinisKitchen]

Lahuria village in UP had water issues for 75 years and relied on tanker water.

The village pradhan wrote to MPs, MLAs, and ministers, but no one listened. Then the newly appointed IAS officer Divya Mittal promised to help and brought tap water to the village.

For the Jal Pujan ceremony, she did not invite the local MLA. The MLA then wrote a letter to the CM, and IAS Divya Mittal was transferred.

After that, the pipeline supplying water to the village was vandalized by “anti-social elements,” stopping the water supply once again.

[BShankar @BS_V9D]

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[Manish Yadav @itsmanish80]

ज्यादा जोर लगाना ठीक नहीं फलाने 😲

भैया जिम करने वालों से निवेदन है कि कुछ पैसे और खर्च करके वो वाली जिम ज्वाइन करिए जहां पर ट्रेनर हो,

ऐसे खुद अफलातून बनेंगे तो खाने का निवाला नहीं उठा पाएंगे डम्बल तो दूर की बात है 😜

[BShankar @BS_V9D]

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