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[Gitz  @Gitz__]

You should plan on quitting a job your boss is telling you to take an Uber or Bolt to work when you tell them there's a Strike.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: Xabi Alonso has accepted to become Chelsea next manager, HERE WE GO! 🔵🔜

The agreement is set to be completed.

#CFC prepare official announcement for the upcoming days, but Xabi said YES. 💣

[ADRIAN @Adrian_realestt]

Nobody talks about how you start buying more tissue once a girl moves in. Do you guys eat tissue??

[CFCDaily @CFCDaily]

Villa fans to Palmer: “Just a sh*t Morgan Rogers”

Chelsea fans to Rogers: “Just a Sh*t Cole Palmer”

[Ngazekof @Mghazake]

Pale ryma nilikuwa na mshipi ingine ukiangalia na left unaona Rihanna ukiangalia na right unaona John Cena,nilikuwa nawateka mbaya

[FEMME MUSE @itsthefemmemuse]

Stay weird, be proud of your niche interests, revel in authenticity, have standards, if you don’t fit in don’t worry, find the people you resonate with, pursue what excites you & allow yourself to completely embody the person that you are.

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

No politician in our lifetime will ever reach this level.

NEVER!

Raila Odinga has written history.

[Hanifa 🇵🇸 🇸🇩 🇨🇩 🇰🇪 @Honeyfarsafi]

The political shift will be one for the books

[Eunnah @exceleunnah254]

Nimekua interview and my belly rumbled.
Huyo jamaa akaningalia...."missed breakfast?" I told him naaah....I'm hungry for success😂😂

[I fvck w people selectively @kotparkland]

Ukiwa na real thirst ya success alafu uombe Mungu akutolee roho ya laziness na procrastination unakua unstoppable in what you are pursuing

[𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺 @simphiweyinkoc_]

Jobs are stressful. So is unemployment. Not finding a partner is stressful. So is having one. Working in an office is stressful. So is working with your hands. Having 50 clients is stressful. So is having none. Life is full of trade-offs. Don’t romanticise options you don’t know.

[ᗰIYᗩGI𖤍 @justachillbloke]

Hakuna dem huzaliwa na a big forehead, it grows from thinking about men's money...

[Goldie @dezgoldie]

Relax bruh. Success is guaranteed. Smile at the barista and tell her you like her bracelet. Buy your grandma some flowers. Give your little sister 100 bucks. Buy those shoes you like. Your win is imminent. Might as well act like it.

[Bavina @sifa_bavina]

Walking along Tom Mboya from koja coming to Afya center is an extreme sport.I treat everyone as a suspect in town.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Team go go girl & don't settle for less will be the end of many women in that thing called Mareej. Mungai Eve was all over the media saying that she's the brain behind Trevor’s success. Less than a year later, the indigenous baddie from Kutus is now claiming that she's fighting depression after reality started kicking in.

Eve is just like kasongo,,, "I am the brain/engine behind the development in uhuru's government". Then he became the president and pepe dust became his daily meal. Director Trevor, then a photographer and journalism student at JKUAT, picked Eve Mungai straight from the dusty streets of Kimbo.

She had dropped out of college, emaciated, with no direction. Trevor packaged her, put her behind the mic, and made her into a brand that was bigger than mainstream media. At their peak, they were even pulling sponsorships from international brands.

The boychild even helped her build her mother a house in Murang'a, a move that didn't fit Kibe's preference thus branding him the name kafukuswi. By then, millions had started coming in & the Kimbo diva started growing some nyash.

Kiburi ikaingia since Kibe lied to her that she's the brain behind their success as a brand & that she doesn't need the Kafukuswi boyfriend. She left her boyfriend and director, went solo, and suddenly her media interviews turned into platforms for slandering her ex.

It's said that Kibe started to taste her food that faces the earth, fueling her to disrespect the young man. At one interview, she even admitted that she was happy that Trevor's car got an accident and was written off.

But give it to Trevor, he didn't spend time mourning their breakup, he took the L like a real man & enrolled in our Great Unifastii of Kalahari where we major in Dust mitigation. When Dust settled, Trevor leveled up, became the CEO of the Digital Content Creators Association, a sought-after social media strategist, and a respected brand manager.

The Kimbo Diva is eating pepe soup these days, word is she’s just entertaining oga boys in Kilimani and popping up in city joints half naked. Last time she tried accessing Club MDCCCXXIV aliambiwa akanyage frame bcoz that club doesn't entertain indecent dressing.

Wengine wanasema she has enrolled in the Pochi la Biashara as a mode of payment, selling the food that faces the earth to the highest bidders. Team go go girl & Mareej dropouts who hyped her to leave the young man not knowing trevor did the work behind the scenes are nowhere to be seen today.

The last time the go-girl battalion showed up on her channel was only when she relaunched it. And when the force that made her elevate to higher grounds failed, she now claims depression is undermining her. Trevor was the brand not Eve.

But again, Eve brand not picking up, has little to do with breaking up with her allegedly kafukuswi. Her interviewing skills is zero, I don't even know how she ended up in journalism. Trevor on the other side he is good at whatever he does, that's why he keeps on leveling up.

Ayaaam telling you, these are the moments where the Boychild fraternity is happy seeing one of our own succeeding after being humiliated by that other gender. As for the team go go girl, may Yehova Wanyonyi continue giving you shakahola wisdom, the internet will be so boring without women with no morals. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

[Nizaar Kinsella @NizaarKinsella]

🚨Alejandro Garnacho poses in famous Man United goal celebration pose after joining Chelsea in a £40m move. Seven year deal.

"To join the world champions is special – we’re the best team in the world! It’s amazing to be here and I’m very happy," Garnacho said.
https://t.co/OY8twB9tQ9

[Kipsambu Tigentiony @KipsambuT]

Kuna a group of Kalenjins wanakaa Nairobi na suti and they hoover around parliament and harambee house without any specific job.That breed of people have stirred the murky waters of dating.Wanagonga watoto wetu with the promise of connecting them to mweshimiwa.

[Gathoni Ndungu @Gathoni_Ndungu_]

Mahn I understand everyone has their own journey and pace but honestly sometimes seeing people around you winning and not just wins but massive wins whilst your life remains stagnant can be frustrating and demoralising aki 😭
I hope I get my breakthrough soon

[Schax B @BSchax]

😂😂😂😂

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

All careers that I tried and failed,I dont think I would have survived them if i passed. Nikiangalia Jeshi kwanza ningekua nimeadhirika mbaya saidi. Kule dryspell inakupiga kismayu ukilala ndani ya mtaro na maCobra buana. Alafu president wenu anawaibia pesa ya lunch. Kiatu unakaa nayo wiki mzima hujaifungua kwa miguu,ukitoa hivi vidole zote zimemondeka nikama ziliwekelewa financebill 2024.

Naangalia football pia si mcheso. Na kitu watu hawajuangi ni mpira sio kuchenga tu,kuchenga kila mtu anajua. What matters is the run. Kukimbia 90minutes? Akiamungu nakumbuka CBD maandamano gari ya GSU ilinikimbiza 3 minutes nakaona kifo na macho,Roho naisikilia kwa scrotum,maskio moja imetupa mbao already. Naskia nikama sikii. Mdomo haifungiki,mapua imeexpand kama ya mluya ameskia harufu ya ugali number 2. Watchman wa equity ahsante sana kwa kunifungulia

Nikiangalia pia usanii,hapa kusema ukweli ningekua marehemu. Kama mngenunua CD zangu,ati sasa nikue nakimbizana kuwaroga na kina nameless,kaswende ingenimaliza aki. Unajua pale nayo unaona mapaja 24/7,mapaja ya brown imepakwa vaseline inametameta inakaa kaimati za kakuma refugees eih! Ndio nimefikiria nikaona,as men,We have our plans,life has its plans for us. Ours dont matter. Ata hii kamjamaa ya sugoi,si ilitaka kutumalizia wasichana yetu pale weston,hapo ndio mulungu akaamua kutwanga yeye na echaevi. Saii ata makagare aiamuki. Praise the rod!