BTB

In my Mrs. Roper era.

[BTB @BTBlonde]

Some people always have an angle. And I don’t think it’s acute.

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

The fact that a cat can walk into your house and be like "I live here now" and most people just go buy food and litter for them and let them, is pretty impressive as an evolved trait.

[Mr.Carter @dexteristwisted]

We all have that friend that has no idea how to whisper....

Me ... I'm that friend

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

If someone sings around you, they feel safe.

[Moral Philosophy @ML_Philosophy]

Sometimes the most productive choice is to rest, disconnect and take time off.

[Kristen @Kica333]

Sorry I was rude to you but it’s hot outside.

[COZYVIBES @thespookygirll]

what i mean when i say i dont want to have neighbors

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Me in summer at 4 PM:
Perfect time to grab groceries.
Me in winter at 4 PM:
Oh, that’s basically nighttime.
Doors locked, pajamas on,
day officially over.

[elton @eltoowavy]

if music didn’t exist i wouldn’t either

[Flynn Unbound @FlynnUnbound]

Just remember that everyone is facing a battle that no one ever sees.

[🇺🇸Hot Pepper @Hot_Pepper76]

My daughter said I listen to too much Boston.

I told her that's More Than a Feeling.

I'll see myself out. 😄

[geeky_goddess @creja34]

Life is so much better without someone yelling at you.

[Eric Alper 🎧 @ThatEricAlper]

Just heard a song from the 2000s on the oldies station. I'll be lying down if anyone needs me.

[Michael Girdley @girdley]

Getting older is just realizing how little of this shit actually matters.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

In honor of our nation’s 250th birthday, mother nature has decided it will be 250 degrees out.

[Kristen @Kica333]

My favorite activities include going home, staying home, and being home.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Seriously, can people actually “smell rain” before it starts? ☔️
My grandma used to say, “I can smell rain coming”

[HOUSE PORN @HOUSEPORN___]

the older I get, the better I understand this person

[Mark Manson @Markmanson]

Everything good comes to an end. Learn from it. Grow from it. Be grateful for it. Everything bad comes to an end. Learn from it. Grow from it. Be grateful for it.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Unfortunately, I don't think cooking together is romantic. I actually need you to get out of my way.

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

BECOME. OBSESSED. With. Being. Your. Best. Self.