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BLACK LIVES MATTER, BakuDeku 🧡💚, Gigolas ⛵️, Geraskier 🐺, Alice Cullen Simp, Feminist, Tired. 🇵🇸 27yrs Old

[Big Titty Goth Mom Friend 🔞 @BTGMomFriend]

Legolas Thranduillion is a bimbo, no I do not take criticism.

[Drac @onyxnight1989]

Today’s pregnant Shane Hollander thought: Shane gets pregnant with triplets and they are henceforth known as The Triad™️. They speak about The Triad™️ like they’re the mob sometimes.
“The Triad™️ is demanding pizza.”
“The Triad™️ is unhappy with your offering of celery.”

[Drac @onyxnight1989]

Today’s pregnant Shane Hollander thought: Shane worried he wouldn’t be taken seriously after giving birth, but it’s the opposite. Players are TERRIFIED of Shane now, the ONLY Omega in NHL history to give birth. They know Shane fears NOTHING on the ice now after giving birth.

[ᴛʜᴇᴏ 💀 @mayhemrea]

RUSSIAN DESCENT HAYDEN PIKE OMFG YA'LL 😭💘

[ena @enchannw]

they're so cringe when they're in love

#zosan

[Isa 💀🧼 | 🇵🇸🤍 @IsaAfterDark]

Omega Ghost who accepted no alpha would ever want him so at 40 he goes to a fertility and donor clinic.

Meanwhile pining Soap whining, panicked and agitated because his crush, best friend and lieutenant suddenly smells different but there's no other alpha for him to challenge.

[🪶MikysDream8⭐️ @mugiwara_Miky]

"Sanji is only kind to pretty skinny girls"

Also Sanji:.

[Rosewater27🌹 @Rosewater27_]

Ilya: *closes ao3 tab with a huff*
male pregnancy
Shane: what are you talking about?
Ilya: Men can get pregnant, Shane. People write about it.
Shane: Men cannot get pregnant
Ilya: Okay let’s try it and see.
Shane: Okay. Wait— who is getting pregnant?

[Emotional Support Himbo 🍁 @Vidrith]

Request from Patre0n: 'Zoro getting Sanji pregnant/breeding' fits in with ABO. There's an mpreg variant up for supporters since I don't tend to post that content here. #zosan #ゾロサン⚔️🕒

[j. @bbysnoopyshane]

never stated in canon, so i always hc that yuna and david had shane later in life but imagine they had him when in uni and david was playing for mcgill and all of david’s teammates loved baby shane and did this with him 🥹🥹🥹

[ena @enchannw]

Reposting in this acc for Happy Father’s Day!

[Big Titty Goth Mom Friend 🔞 @BTGMomFriend]

GUESS WHOS BACK
BACK AGAIN
NASY’S BACK
TELL A FRIEND

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

out of rehab i guess 🤭
Hi guysss !

[RyanMatta 🇺🇸 🦅 @Ryanmatta]

Give this man a follow. Israel is plotting to assassinate him as soon as possible.

[lilya @lilyjane2481]

for my own healing
#hollanov

[🌈TibisayAlicia🌈💙💗💜 @Tibbalicious]

@shanesnest @Hollanovdelover I need him to bite his butt cheek and just smile like an insane person after, like it's just so round and cushy

[Alex will be the man his father never was @screamingintune]

@shanesnest I'm imagining a cens barbecue, 50 million different conversations happening, Ilya comes back with seconds and throws his arm up for Shane to chew on and suddenly the only thing you can hear is the wind

[leo 🏒 in the trenches @monodramatic_]

@shanesnest one of my little hcs is that shane has a habit of chewing on his own fingers, and the first time he chews on ilyas fingers instead ilya lowkey gets choked up abt it

[beks 🏒 @ilyaswellbutrin]

@shanesnest and then there’s one incident where they’re out in public doing press or whatever for the irina foundation and shane goes to bite ilya without thinking and everyone just

[nin 𑣲⋆｡˚ @shanesnest]

once they start dating & get more comfortable around one another, shane starts to randomly bite ilya. ilya can just be lounging on the couch shirtless, and shane will sit right next to him and nuzzle his face against his bicep and bite it. or ilya’s in the kitchen cooking for—

[prenkuarts @prenkuart]

63. Sanji, up close

Print:https://t.co/PFAfafHyCH

[Big Titty Goth Mom Friend 🔞 @BTGMomFriend]

@sanjmist This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read