@KatarinaMorozov ๐ฒWhen you mean plant someone, you donโt mean- You know what, scratch that. I donโt want to know.
๐ฒPlant evidence where exactly? In someoneโs purse? Up their rear end? Inside the dog bowl?
@atriumbite ah, right! right!
sort of a โฆ civil dispute-type-deal then? a โwife stealing the husband blindโ sorta move?
I deal with those types of things allllll the time!
@atriumbite crypto? pfft, as if!
that whole crypto/bitcoin scheme is bullshit! Iโve seen my grandma make better scams than that.
no, nice, cold, hard, american bennieโs will do just fine.
you need me to represent you in a case? or are we talkinโ about a contact type of deal?
@KatarinaMorozov ๐ฒ And I thought I wouldโve been a good therapist in another lifeโฆ
Saul sighed and got up from his chair, beginning to pace around his office.
๐ฒ Yeah I know a guy who knowโs a guy. Are you lookinโ for anything in particular? Hitman, bodyguard, Chucky Cheese mascot?
@atriumbite political matters? oh boy!
well, Iโm not as versed in the world of politics as I am law, but shoot! I live to serve after allโ!
on average per case? I get paid around 100,000. wait- you said ๐๐ค๐ฌ much?
@KatarinaMorozov ๐ฒ Yes! Yes! I will, just- keep your eyes on the road! The last thing I need is one of my clients to die on the side of some road...
Saul began to spin in his chair slightly.
๐ฒ I don't remember the exact details, but you mentioned something about legal help or advice?
@atriumbite I know! I know! I'm just yankin' your chain kid!
I'll sign the NDA once we're all settled in. If you need /legal/ trouble, I'm the guy for this! <3
@atriumbite ...
I know scientist's love lasers? And how if a meltdown occurs, it's bad news for everyone within a 5-20 mile radius!
I mean- Look at Chernobyl, ain't it obvious?
@atriumbite I get paid about ten times a doctor ever would!
Itโs like health insurance! Itโs a pain to pay for, but if you donโt have it โฆ ohhhh boy!!