Bastian Tenbergen, PhD

Freelance Project Manager & Assoc. Prof of Software Engineering researching SE Education, #ReqEng and risk assessment, #cybersecurity, & #safety. Tweets my own.

[Bastian Tenbergen, PhD @BTenbergen]

Look here! This ending quote is witty
Adorns my email so pretty
The perfect disguise
To prevent you realize
That the rest of this message is sh… not as clever.

#AcademicChatter

[Atif Mashkoor @atif_mashkoor]

I am excited to present "Teaching Engineering of AI-Intensive Systems" (initially published in @ieeesoftware) as a J1 paper coauthored with @wesleyklewerton and Alexander Egyed on August 1st at @CSEETconf in Würzburg (@THWS_Presse). Thanks to @BTenbergen for the invitation!

[Bastian Tenbergen, PhD @BTenbergen]

@NYVintageMicros You’re welcome! And I’ve been searching for a keyboard replacement too …

[Bastian Tenbergen, PhD @BTenbergen]

@RetroTechChris @NYVintageMicros I am your Fadem. Heh. Get it? Mother … modem. Father … Fadem. Hehe.

… ok, I’ll see myself out.

[Bastian Tenbergen, PhD @BTenbergen]

@SuncastCorp is funny. The flimsy door hinges on their shed BMZ4700 broke. Faulty design? Expected wear? IdK. #Customerservice quoted me $22 for the door… and $247 for shipping 😂🤣😂
After explaining how that’s excessive, “management” offered a 10% discount… on the door. #fail

[Bastian Tenbergen, PhD @BTenbergen]

@MattWallace888 Zero charges in 70 years is true, unless you count the nearly 4,000 charges he’s been involved with since 1980. There’s an entire Wikipedia article on it. He’s a scumbag criminal and that’s that.

https://t.co/R2YOnghfzC

[Sinescape @_sinescape]

Wer hier diesen künstlich aufgeblähten #Stolzmonat feiern will, nur um zu Unrecht marginalisierten Menschen ihren verdienten #PrideMonth mieszumachen, mag vielleicht nicht automatisch ein Nazi sein, ist aber de facto ohne jegliche Ausnahmen ein verachtenswertes Arschloch.

[Bastian Tenbergen, PhD @BTenbergen]

@TuckerCarlson No one wanted you back you anti human.

[Bastian Tenbergen, PhD @BTenbergen]

There’s a special place in hell for people who push @SlackHQ for collaboration because chat style messages are “more convenient than email” … only to write pages-long messages so they practically use #slack to #email.

[Bastian Tenbergen, PhD @BTenbergen]

Update: @AskDyson is shipping me a new bin.

But first: customer needs to gets angry before they make it right. Sigh.

[Bastian Tenbergen, PhD @BTenbergen]

Purchased arefurb @Dyson v10 a few days ago through @Walmart but came without a dust bin. @AskDyson says they won't replace it, because
1. you claim warranty expired LAST YEAR,
2. they are out of stock, but I am free to purchase one instead,
3. Ask Walmart.
#CustomerServiceFail

[Bastian Tenbergen, PhD @BTenbergen]

@ReadTheSyllabus Set up an inbox filter to “mark as read” and “move to trash” all emails from @ass_deans.

[Bastian Tenbergen, PhD @BTenbergen]

@elonmusk You forgot to draw guns, KKK robes, a giant coal-rolling truck, and a swastika on that guy on the right.

[Bastian Tenbergen, PhD @BTenbergen]

@evornithology this!!!11one

[Bastian Tenbergen, PhD @BTenbergen]

First time back since #Elon the wonderboy took over.

Boy, this place sucks now. #ElonIsDestroyingTwitter

[Bastian Tenbergen, PhD @BTenbergen]

@ReadTheSyllabus did you do this? https://t.co/3pbiT9XGbp

[Bastian Tenbergen, PhD @BTenbergen]

@lionel_c_briand I have much of the same experience. I find that academic solutions are often removed from industry needs. It’s the old hen-egg problem:
To bring industrially applicable solutions, academe need access to industry challenges, which industry don’t like to share w/o good solutions.

[Bastian Tenbergen, PhD @BTenbergen]

@RepMTG Have they come for yours yet?

[Bastian Tenbergen, PhD @BTenbergen]

@TechConnectify As European living in the US, what I continue to find the most puzzling is that those who have the
“you can’t tell me what to do” mindset and the
“no, you can’t do that!” mindset
are the same people!

[Bastian Tenbergen, PhD @BTenbergen]

#Binging this new show. Real drama, like Columbo, where you know the criminal, but you’re watching how they’re getting him. Lots of plot twists & character depth, good writing, excellent script.
Streams free on @cspan. New episodes every few days.

#January6thCommitteeHearings