Timpol

MANCHESTER UNITED ❤️
Medic🏥💊
CR7 🐐

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#FactsFirst

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

Most FIFA World Cups scored in by a player - 6 by Cristiano Ronaldo

Suiiiiii 🐐

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

They couldn’t finish 2nd in the league so they finished 2nd place in the Champions League & Carabao Cup

The gene never dies🤣🤣🤣

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

BRUNO FERNANDES. RECORD-BREAKER.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Sir Matt Busby Player of the Year ✅
United Players' Player of the Year ✅
FWA Footballer of the Year ✅
Premier League Player of the Season ✅

That's our Bruno 🐐

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

It's official: Bruno Fernandes is the best player in the Premier League 👍

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Thought Messi winning the World Cup was bad but Arsenal winning the Premier League has to be the worst thing to ever happen to football

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Etched into the Premier League history books.

Simply magnificent, @B_Fernandes8 ✨

Marking milestones with @DooFinancial 🤝

#UnitedForαBetterFuture

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Goalscorer.
Assist provider.
Award winner.

Presenting @TheOfficialFWA Footballer of the Year for 2025/26: @B_Fernandes8! 🏆❤️

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Arsenal & Atletico just go home

THIS IS OUR FINAL

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

No long speeches with a woman you are seducing,

You are wasting her time.

Women are racing against a biological clock.

• Go straight to the point.

— Is it sex?

— Is it a long-term relationship?

Say it, and go.

"Talking stage" is for simps.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Sex first, relationship later.

If she is giving you rules & conditions,

"Wedding first."

"I am born again."

"Take me to your parents first."

Ignore her.

Don't lose sleep for something others were chewing for free.

Focus on your life.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Eric @amerix]

Monthly reminder:

Stay away from another man's wife,

— whether she is as beautiful as a zebra

— whether she is having marital issues

— whether she appears seductive

— wether the man appears weak.

Keep off.

You will be killed, and we shall use you as an example.

#ManDay

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

Bruno in the 10 is genuinely one of the best players in the world. No way Amorim had this guy collecting the ball from centre back

[Timpol @BTmpol]

@ahmednasirlaw

[Timpol @BTmpol]

@ManUtd Nonsense!

[Timpol @BTmpol]

@otienowill Hii imeenda kbsaa🤣

[Timpol @BTmpol]

@AokoOtieno_ Bdo anapumua,malisaaa hio gathee 😂

[Timpol @BTmpol]

@medicosmcqs

[Kenya Methodist Uni @kemukenya]

We proudly join the global community in commemorating #InternationalNursesWeek, celebrating the dedication, compassion and resilience of nurses. At the heart of this celebration is our unwavering commitment to nurturing professionals who not only serve but transform lives.