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all shart no booty rockin

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Me: Can I get another beer?

Waitress: Well I can’t actually bring you one until you’re almost do-

Me: *starts chugging the 3/4 of a beer I have left*

Waitress: *uncomfortable* umm... ok... uh.... I’ll just go ahead and get it now...

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@ByrdJames37364 @atrupar I agree, we need to lock up every January 6th insurrectionist for life.

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@JamesFLoveIV Steven Miller always struck me as more of a “fucks dead animals he finds on the side of the road” kind of guy.

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@tedcruz Seen any good stepmom porn lately?

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@elonmusk Elon you could make all of this stop. You just have to go away.

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@elonmusk What does this even mean?

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@elonmusk You guys literally stormed the capital and tried to kill people because you didn’t like the results of an election. Shut the fuck up.

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@YadiraVargasTi1 @elonmusk I’d support kicking your fucking ass you ugly bitch.

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@elonmusk Anyone who reads this shit and doesn’t immediately think Trump has lost his mind, is a fucking moron.

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@GigaBasedDad @elonmusk Oh trust me buddy, a LOT of people will be rejoicing when that happens.

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@AesPolitics1 So when do we get to crucify him?

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@elonmusk People want to destroy you because you’re trying to destroy us. Fuck you.

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@MammothNationUS Fuck you, you nazi bastards.

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@damintoell They say this shit like we all aren’t going to the grocery store every week lmao

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@blephin_ I was VERY high in 2017.

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@onlystuffilike I don’t want to see this. But I would like proof that it exists.

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Geese always be honkin and shit. Man, shut the fuck up.

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@YourAnonCentral You are not beating these allegations.

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@Oxy_Gen_0 @YourAnonCentral Nah, I think he’s passed the point of no return.

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@KelseyTuoc Pretty certain the plan is to not have legitimate elections.

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@elonmusk I hope your entire empire crumbles, you pathetic loser. How does it feel to be the most hated man in America?