The Unabummer🏳️‍⚧️

A skeleton holding two guns 🏳️‍⚧️

[The Unabummer🏳️‍⚧️ @BUNT0_]

A frog man came into work today, short and stout. He croaked at me about lube. I laughed “use your mucus membrane!”

[The Unabummer🏳️‍⚧️ @BUNT0_]

@ratlimit Wow!

[The Unabummer🏳️‍⚧️ @BUNT0_]

Sad my boyfriend is sleeping in the other room cause he has to wake up early so I have to keep going over to give him kisses

[Rusty 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ImSmilingRn]

(after my card declines) Strange. That account has 1 million dollars in it

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

This is the burger equivalent of a Roman divine warning

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

I think porn addiction is one of those things like ghost encounters and missing flights. it can only happen to you if you’re deeply stupid. it’s something a lower primate would have happen to them. Waaah! I can’t go to work, I love tugging on my shit too much!!!

[Dr. R. J. Vein @VeinRichard]

in the material world, stuff reigns

[The Unabummer🏳️‍⚧️ @BUNT0_]

Is tickling banned in the ufc? @ufc

[Vivienne 🇵🇭🏳️‍⚧️ | 3/3 slots @vivmeybuyan]

its baddd vibess

[walker @walkercapl]

“Can I bum an… IDEA?”
—The Man Who Smokes Thoughts (2025)

[sean @DilettanteryPod]

The Monkey Who Had Seen the World, Edwin Landseer, 1827

[Will Sloan @WillSloanEsq]

Megadoc, the Megalopolis documentary, is so good. 99% of the cast and crew just blindly trusting Coppola as he pursues his terrible vision, except for Shia LaBeouf, who takes it upon himself to spend every day antagonizing Coppola in exclusively pointless ways.

[The Unabummer🏳️‍⚧️ @BUNT0_]

Steak and shake the most libertarian restaurant in the world

[The Unabummer🏳️‍⚧️ @BUNT0_]

Tiny Tim would make a beautiful trans woman

[Dr. R. J. Vein @VeinRichard]

you don't know fucking shit about jelly world

[Scoob @Scoobydouchebag]

Me and the homies are gonna slice hot peppers without gloves and then touch each other's peeholes later if you wanna come through

[The Unabummer🏳️‍⚧️ @BUNT0_]

@mourgethefitzc I love WCC

[The Unabummer🏳️‍⚧️ @BUNT0_]

@cornedfaghash Austin butler in Elvis 2022