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@FedericoArdila Benjamin Maschke is currently developing https://t.co/EpEXmeYuvy a friendly collaborative database for numbers (so far in Z, Q, R, C)! People can also contribute their own numbers.

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"I am so embarrassed I had to identify myself when asking about quaternions... it means my brand is off!"

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“I find it’s a good strategy to have a talk title with lots of technical words in it so that you can later speak about anything.”

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“Also we asked him to put a K3 surface in the picture, and we needed 3 researchers, and Ramanujan...”

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“Are Fibonacci numbers too passé?”

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“Watch minutes per month... let’s convert that into minutes... watch minutes per minutes: that’s just watch!”

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“I wish more math papers had emojis in the margin.”

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“I’m a little worried about time so let me assume you understood what I just said.”

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“There’s a typo in SGA. They forgot the slash in the not equals. Also it’s in French. That’s a mistake.”

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Speaker: (states theorem)
(long pause)
Audience member: (dramatic gasp)
Speaker: that’s what I was waiting for!
Audience member: But seriously dude that’s a cool theorem.

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Collaborator: are you going to mention X?
Speaker: do you want to give the talk?
(20 min later)
Audience: isn’t that example only true for E ordinary?
Speaker: well, this is collaborator’s example...

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Session chair: Omg I forgot I was chairing! This is (speaker) and I don’t know the title because I forgot I was chairing but he’s going to talk about an amazing theorem I saw posted on Facebook.

Speaker: That’s actually the title, thanks.

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A: What is that notation?
Speaker: It’s sort of a French-German ‘T’. Globalization!

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Speaker: Due to some work that... did we do it? I don’t know?
Audience: we pretty much did it. Didn’t we?
Speaker: due to our work...

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(In the middle of an incomprehensible talk) “I feel like I’m just talking to myself.” (Pause) “Hi. How’s it going?”

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The LMFDB is like LMFAO but with DB.

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How do you venmo someone for a K3 surface?

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“Okay so if I want to text my derived category...”

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Math research, no swimming.

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“If you want to ask why does my advisor not love me, you ask here.”