Brandi Van Ormer

My name is not Brandy. Kind-hearted degenerate. INFJ. I snort when I laugh. Opinions are my own.

[Los Feliz Daycare @LosFelizDaycare]

every time JD Vance blinks, an angel loses its reproductive rights :(

[John Pavlovitz Official @johnpavlovitz]

Sex is great, but have you ever watched a qualified, experienced woman eviscerate an ignorant, unprepared sociopath for two hours?

[Brandi Van Ormer @BVanOrmer]

My kink is watching @VP debate.

[Brandi Van Ormer @BVanOrmer]

I think of AI like a really awesome intern. And so I find myself thanking it in an encouraging way when it’s helpful to me. THANKS CHAT GPT.

[Brandi Van Ormer @BVanOrmer]

Controversial opinion: Jeremy Allen White would make a hot hobbit.

[Brandi Van Ormer @BVanOrmer]

Free fashion idea: opulent dressing gowns inspired by Klimt.

[Brandi Van Ormer @BVanOrmer]

You ever just look at someone and know that if you could see the words they were saying, it would be in comic sans?

[Brandi Van Ormer @BVanOrmer]

I hereby reclaim putting on makeup as ART rather than a corrective measure.

[Brandi Van Ormer @BVanOrmer]

Just witnessed my husband eating a Kit Kat like a sandwich. #groundsfordivorce #psychopath

[Brandi Van Ormer @BVanOrmer]

If there were an action doll of me, it would take kids years to collect all my accessories. To say nothing of my baggage (sold separately).

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

No no no, Republicans. You gotta carry this speaker for a full term.

[Pod Save America @PodSaveAmerica]

Sec. Pete Buttigieg teaching kindergarten during a congressional hearing.

[Brandi Van Ormer @BVanOrmer]

I’m going to hire myself a male assistant to relay all my messages to select male associates so that my messages may be better received. No skills are necessary besides the correct chromosomes. Ugh.

[Brandi Van Ormer @BVanOrmer]

@karenmtemp Revel. Our joys are so few.

[Brandi Van Ormer @BVanOrmer]

@kevinhunsperger Omg my daughter has that toy so we vibe daily

[Brandi Van Ormer @BVanOrmer]

@karenmtemp Touching all the other fruits without their consent

[Brandi Van Ormer @BVanOrmer]

Their names are Devin Chandler, Lavel Davis Jr., and D'Sean Perry, not "the victims of the shooting at UVA," @GovernorVA

[Brandi Van Ormer @BVanOrmer]

I work with and for excellent people @UVa @presjimryan

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

“the humanities have no value” buddy there is a whole fascist movement built on conspiracy theories, misinformation and lack of media literacy, and immersion in the humanities would go a long way towards fighting that