Peter Dean

[Soumendra Jena @soamjena]

Five types of people in Dubai right now:

• Driving to Oman to exit UAE
• Scanning for distress deals on apartments
• Negotiating 50% discounts on commercial real estate
• Defending anti-Dubai memes on Twitter
• Completely unbothered, busy with golf, padel, and Pilates classes.

[Peter Dean @BWFCPeter]

@Ogdenadam_ @bwfc_elliot Not my fault the commute always seems to go via Dubai 🥲

[Trotters Blog @TrottersBlog]

🚨 🚨 🚨

You can’t pick a follower at random, so…

I’m gonna pin this tweet until the end of the Preston game on Tuesday (gives people time to enter)

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS RETWEET THIS AND FOLLOW US.

Winner will win a shirt of their choice, picked from those who RT.

#bwfc

[SPORTbible @sportbible]

I regret to inform you that it is coming home

[Lion of Vienna @LOVBWFC]

So, seeing as Wanderers have won & we’ve reached 10k followers (thank you very much for the support):

We’re giving away a Bolton home shirt!
All you have to do is RT this tweet & follow

Winner announced tomorrow at 3 #bwfc

[Peter Dean @BWFCPeter]

@idektar Same

[Peter Dean @BWFCPeter]

@idektar How many degrees do the angles of a triangle add up to?

[Nicola Sturgeon @NicolaSturgeon]

STAY HOME. PROTECT THE NHS. SAVE LIVES.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

When you have to go back to work after the Pandemic

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

We think it’s an absolute disgrace that @MattHancock asked Dr Allin-Khan to ‘watch her tone’ when asking a very reasonable question.

Especially when considering over 180 of her colleagues have died on his watch.

Please RT if you do too.

[Premier League @premierleague]

Chances of the goalkeeper saving this: 0

An unstoppable #GoalOfTheDay

[Joe Broadfoot @jbrdft]

That bitch. #TigerKing

[SPORTbible @sportbible]

James Milner's Isolation XI is outstanding 😂👏🏻

[Peter Dean @BWFCPeter]

@idektar Erm where you sat rn??

[Danny Wallace @dannywallace]

Reading this in a pub? Showing the virus what for?
You've misunderstood.
In times of terrorism, go to the pub to show the enemy that unbeatable British spirit!
In a pandemic, do not go to the pub, because the enemy might follow you home and kill your nan.
This tweet was free.

[ODDSbible @ODDSbible]

😱 "This could get very Lionel messy!"

Clive Tyldesley commentating on his wife making lasagne and cleaning the bathroom is everything you'd expect it to be 😂👏

[sarah | leviticus pilled @ROZAN0V_81]

me in quarantine showing off my dog to the lecturer during online classes