ภครtץ lเttlє ﻮ๏๒lเภ ๓คภ

I’m a yucky little goblin (he/him) ♉️

[m’kaila🫒🧃 @mkailasobLIVion]

this is what yall voted for btw

[ภครtץ lเttlє ﻮ๏๒lเภ ๓คภ @BWTStripes]

Wish my wife would talk about me the way she talks about McDonald��s coke

[ภครtץ lเttlє ﻮ๏๒lเภ ๓คภ @BWTStripes]

I think people who don’t like smooth jazz are just afraid of it

[ภครtץ lเttlє ﻮ๏๒lเภ ๓คภ @BWTStripes]

Paramore line - joined. Bag - packed.

[ภครtץ lเttlє ﻮ๏๒lเภ ๓คภ @BWTStripes]

https://t.co/yDMYLvSHJo date with the wife

[ภครtץ lเttlє ﻮ๏๒lเภ ๓คภ @BWTStripes]

@groovyabbey This is slander

[ภครtץ lเttlє ﻮ๏๒lเภ ๓คภ @BWTStripes]

It’s the getting called kiddo at the liquor store for me today

[ภครtץ lเttlє ﻮ๏๒lเภ ๓คภ @BWTStripes]

Just spent an evening with the most feral cookware salesman

[ภครtץ lเttlє ﻮ๏๒lเภ ๓คภ @BWTStripes]

I don’t know how I do it sometimes

Wordle 248 2/6

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[ภครtץ lเttlє ﻮ๏๒lเภ ๓คภ @BWTStripes]

The first thing I’ll do in office is rename the town. Instead of “Firth” (ugly, gauche, outdated) it will be called “Girth” (hip, posh, slightly scandalous?)

[ภครtץ lเttlє ﻮ๏๒lเภ ๓คภ @BWTStripes]

So ummm… the Idaho Democratic Party has asked me, as the only registered democrat within Firth’s city limits, to run for office????

[ภครtץ lเttlє ﻮ๏๒lเภ ๓คภ @BWTStripes]

@thisiszammy It’s never too late to become a dance major

[real slim sadie @sorryitssadie]

Abortion is healthcare. If you don’t agree with abortions just don’t get one. But you have no right to decide that for someone else. #istandwithroevwade #fucktexas

[ภครtץ lเttlє ﻮ๏๒lเภ ๓คภ @BWTStripes]

Not my coworkers making jokes about Simone Biles and mental health in general

[ภครtץ lเttlє ﻮ๏๒lเภ ๓คภ @BWTStripes]

I have invested a total of about $800 dollars in Bitcoin and as of today I have about $400 worth of Bitcoin which I personally think is really cool

[ภครtץ lเttlє ﻮ๏๒lเภ ๓คภ @BWTStripes]

I can do it

[ภครtץ lเttlє ﻮ๏๒lเภ ๓คภ @BWTStripes]

@hayl_jpg @groovyabbey We’re okay! We’re just waiting to hear back about an apartment we really want

[ภครtץ lเttlє ﻮ๏๒lเภ ๓คภ @BWTStripes]

2 year anniversary of McDonald’s parking lot Jazz

[bear boy @bunchohoneyoats]

i’m so sick of christians