Brian Weeks

Future Professional Pickleballer

[🇵🇸 @JoeDaActivist]

Goalkeepers when Messi shoot

[Jon “Stugotz” Weiner @stugotz790]

There’s nothing more American than trying to rewrite the rules of a sport we only pretend to care about every four years.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

calculating if i can survive till payday

[Nature Is Nonpartisan @NINP_org]

Mosquitos when they see your exposed ankle

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Miami/South Florida let's go!!!! HEAT is gone be on FIRE

[Samuel Sey @SlowToWrite]

My mom when the pastor preached about disobedient children.

[Major Passons @Major_Passons]

Pat Riley next time he sees Brad Stevens

[Stretch Five BAM🗣️🔥🏀 @Rudy22571833]

Fxck Boston

[Dru @dru_star]

This afternoon, @BrettSiegelNBA reported that “The Celtics are a team very interested in the Louisville guard [Ryan Conwell], sources said.”

Boston had the 40th pick
Miami had the 41st pick

The Heat traded up to the 37th pick jumping ahead of the Celtics to select Ryan Conwell

[♠️ @PAlNPACKER_]

pack them bags faster nigga

[i194 @DontHateTheH3at]

Hey Giannis, welcome to the Celt——

[Ryan Cortes @Ryan_Cortes]

Get ready to learn play-in @Bucks

[Underdog @Underdog]

Pat Riley to Brad Stevens

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

NEVER let your printer know you’ve waited until the last minute and you’re in a hurry, because it can sense fear.

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

This Japanese fan trying Texas BBQ for the first time is amazing 🤣

[Trav @NSC_Guru]

I honestly think there is a good portion of the country who thinks that Russel Crow is coaching the USMNT.

[Chivo Infante @chivoinmortal]

Maradona si hubieran existido las pausas de hidratación en México 86.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Jalen Brunson moving through the Knicks parade crowd after drinking beers and champagne all day