Blake Wittkamp

You want to go where everybody knows your name

[Blake Wittkamp @BWittkamp]

@BradleySchwind @RyanSchocker

[sandra 🤠 @sandra32gonza]

The dmv be like you forgot to bring the Declaration of Independence

[Blake Wittkamp @BWittkamp]

Fact: A jiffy is an actual measurement of time. It’s equivalent to 1/100th of a second. This is 10 milliseconds.

Fact: I copied and pasted the above fact.

#Facts

[Ryan Fagan @ryanfagan]

Spoke with Ken Griffey Jr. this morning.

His Zoom background is stellar.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Anybody who thought the Bengals had a chance in this game doesn’t know anything about a football.

[Jerry Sinclair @JerrySinDWZ]

When the Bears sign Andy Dalton

[Blake Wittkamp @BWittkamp]

2020’s Anthem https://t.co/0jcLtycUUJ

[Justin Orenduff @JustinOrenduff]

The @uspbl open tryout is underway this morning @2SPsports.

[A @A1SinceDayNone]

“Met a female dragon, had a fire conversation”

[Blake Wittkamp @BWittkamp]

Call me ski mask

[Blake Wittkamp @BWittkamp]

I miss court so much

[Blake Wittkamp @BWittkamp]

When u have lemons make milk it's good for the bones

[Blake Wittkamp @BWittkamp]

While I don't know a lot in life. I do know how to make a mean microwave chicken sandwich. #Chickenlife

[Blake Wittkamp @BWittkamp]

The average mail man has 4 fingers

[Blake Wittkamp @BWittkamp]

Monkeys can't poop without screaming

[Blake Wittkamp @BWittkamp]

@BradDaMan27

[Blake Wittkamp @BWittkamp]

Brad eats ass

[Blake Wittkamp @BWittkamp]

Party at the goat house

[Blake Wittkamp @BWittkamp]

Jam