BZalzebub

Self-aware white male, cat restaurant maitre d', and a 3rd thing.

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@JosieMarcellino For as much as I see you on reddit, this doesn't suprise me! Get your bag girl!

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@jessecase Nice.
Fun fact, Together, we book end Hitler birthday. Shit! That's not a fun fact.

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Oh girl! Imma Pikachu cheeks!

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There is a disappointing lack of sea shanties on this Alaskan Cruise.

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If cats and dogs are fur babies, does that make us leather daddies?

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@jessecase Swim judge, swim jury, and swim executioner; AKA the lifeguard.

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That's just English propaganda that movies about French people are short. In reality they are much longer than they should be at 2 hrs and 38 freakin minutes!

[Jesse Case @jessecase]

Thought the Napoleon movie would be shorter.

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This bar built in 1720 had better central AC than my house built in 1915!

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@PhakeJakeHowell For some reason, this also feels out of date.

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@vanliongiraffe Plasti-dip.

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Women of the internet: "All guys want one thing and it's disgusting!"

Me: "I want to roll this suitcase-sized rock off that cliff!"

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For the record, it's not me. It's an internet scammer via email. We'll be fine.

[beautiful screaming lady @missymelons_]

Oh good. I’m getting sextorted.

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Our cats ARE crack babies!

[Maw @TheEbonyMaw]

Wow, and her voice was STILL coming through the speakers during all this. Now that’s talent.

[joe 💦🥩 @joesmith6282]

This one egg is definitely worth 40 eggs. @ITYSL_memes

[Jesse Case @jessecase]

They're out here banning books when they COULD be banning slowed-down 90s songs in dramatic movie trailers.

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Should I get a Tillimook frat paddle?

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Peaches feel soft and fuzzy like a babies skull. Come to think of it, it has the resistance of one as well.

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It gonna rain!

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Nevermind! 🥵