Sargon of ACAB

sponsored Excedrin athlete

[Sargon of ACAB @PhakeJakeHowell]

Gonna start my own lil thread here

[follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__]

Okay everybody it's Zero Hour for this website, post your favorite tweets and give them a little kiss goodbye.

[EMG Max Ketchum @MaxKetchum_]

My mayor is Muslim, my pizza is Italian, I’d kill myself before cheating on Megan Thee Stallion

[tribeca enjoyer @TribecaTies]

New York is the only city where you can see a video like this and not really worry that it could be AI

[tyler the carrot @needsomeindomie]

‘name 3 knicks players’ jalen brunson, zohran mamdani and spider-man

[brontë bar wench @a22kay]

a pale immortal trading their immortality for the love of a human is actually a very important trope to me

[🔎Al🔍 @SweatieAngle]

You do want sound on

[Sargon of ACAB @PhakeJakeHowell]

@Conagher2263052 @FPWellman I dont recall this one losing a war with Iran lol

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

It’s the youngest country he could think of

[Sargon of ACAB @PhakeJakeHowell]

@politbureaucrat @Nude_Gunray Ball knowledge

[audrey @amatrxx]

When this covid shit is over ima go to the gym and get a gf

[Jalen “Banned” Coker @JcokeBurner]

Dude beside me at the restaurant just told his wife that he cheated on her and she is crying loudly, over at my table it’s miller time though. #millertime

[Jj @Jjzcol]

@RudeJackalope I always said wojaks are made by jinns as a way to mock humanity

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

formal apology to my parents for my behavior during the 2008 recession. if someone asked me to buy them a nintendo ds and an annual roblox membership rn i'd actually blow up

[heather @heatherjaykay]

Chills.

[no earthquake (ear flu victim) @no_earthquake]

girl with a stepping in the same river fetish:

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

We can talk about the failures of “Woke 1” and how ridiculous and performative everyone was but I will always keep in mind how eager every public institution, business, and politician was to try to kneel to social upheaval when they thought our boot was on their throat

[Sargon of ACAB @PhakeJakeHowell]

Coworker is on a sleep token kick what did I do

[Sargon of ACAB @PhakeJakeHowell]

@jakebrodes Yep, basically made me quit psychedelics forever