The Dork Knight

Worst Superhero Ever. If you've come here for highbrow content you're going to be disappointed, I trade in the absurd. Not a Trump fan. Follow gets a follow

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@lindyli @MichelleRSmith Maybe she gave away Qoupons for free admission

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4am in Sydney. Peace out y'all. Except MTG and Boebert. Fuck the both of you

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@WilliamShatner So now he knows its on the second floor.....

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@Andie00471 Sexy librarian is sexy

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@flawdNbrokn Outer circle, I'll take it 💙

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@RancidGinger That's terrifying

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@JarettVs @animebookchic #ballsoutsaturday

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@MayoIsSpicyy Great thing about Twitter. There's so many more someones

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@DrRichardBeater Sad but true, but sometimes it's kinder to help them realise this position isn't for them. Better for everyone in the end. But taking away someone's livelihood (even short term) is a shit sandwich every time. Worst part of people management

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@DrRichardBeater Yes, regularly. I've let this propagate though, because I fix the shit work that's presented as it's easier than trying to make this person get it right the first time (after multiple attempts).

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I drank too much to remember who was putting shit on this cockwomble shitgibbon. If you see this, hey, he's also a homophobe. He's got it all going on

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@MomOnFire @Boobalander Yeah right. "Wisely"

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@heyitsJudeD @Boobalander I wish people got this excited when I threaten to whip my dick out

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@MarinaSilver6 @showgirlcf If I accidentally ripped it off..... Sad, but what a way to go!

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@PebzYorkieTank I got nicely stimulated listening to trumpers complain about not getting their checks

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@NEGirl711 @Boobalander How much poop and vomit does white girl wasted entail? Cos there's limits

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@PattyArquette Darwinism. That's what could go right

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@NotsoScarySheri @Boobalander I'm pretty sure everything is about me. Or maybe that's just the paranoia talking.......

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@DEFendFURiously The pitter patter of little feet

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