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Chop Wood 🪵 Carry Water💧

[blake @B_Bryant24]

I don’t have a boat but I’ll rent one if she bad enough

[blake @B_Bryant24]

Chop wood carry water

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Me buying clothes

[sy @hotgorlsomer]

I want a neck tattoo so damn bad

[blake @B_Bryant24]

@Raaachel_____ Facts 😭 we’d all be very very dead already if we didn’t detox ourselves

[blake @B_Bryant24]

The best detox is having a liver, a colon, lungs, and kidneys.

[David Juurlink @DavidJuurlink]

For those considering a detox or cleanse in 2021, here’s a toxicologist’s explanation of how they work:

They don’t.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Just wanted to say how much I love your chicken

[Usman @usmvnv]

Justice served.

[Tyler M. @Rodeo2010Tyler]

Bartender put my card in her mouth tryna be sexy n shit, 5 minutes later she was mad her face was numb. Whatever tf that’s about

[blake @B_Bryant24]

@Coulja_Boy 🐘

[blake @B_Bryant24]

My mom is older than Zelda and that doesn’t sit right with me

[CCW license - 46 states @skinny_que]

Made it to another year with no kids

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Cincinnati DB Coby Bryant got the INT and celebrated with the through-the-legs dunk.

Fitting with a name like that ❤️

[The Nostalgia Queen @Snow_Blacck]

Elf on the shelf? Get ready for 🤑🤑🤑:

[ESPN @espn]

Tony Hawk can't catch a break 😂 @tonyhawk

[blake @B_Bryant24]

Depression