The Barney

Gamer. Father. Husband. Student. Old soul in need of some sleep.

[The Barney @B_Finlay78]

Dad - a daughter's first love. A son's first hero. #happyfathersday @ Ocala, Florida https://t.co/7zDhbt3mDE

[The Barney @B_Finlay78]

Ok then. Who has the spread sheet of all the games @themixedsix have recommended?
I've used the beer version so I know this exists. #fellowNerds

[The Barney @B_Finlay78]

@BsyslOps I see you!

[Mommy Owl @Mommy__Owl]

Marriage is equal parts "I would die without you" and "For the love of God, do you have to sneeze like that?"

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

The best thing about being a man is the ability to explain things you don’t understand.

[Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4]

My kids said they wanted to try something new this summer so I showed them how to vacuum & do laundry.

[Pauline Finlay @littleflgirl]

My babies are growing up! ❤️ @ Ocala, Florida https://t.co/GsuDFj2HBV

[A Small Fiction @ASmallFiction]

"Do the townsfolk give you trouble?" he said.

"At times," the witch said.

"What do you do?"

"Remind them that some witches like trouble."

[The Barney @B_Finlay78]

@sarcasticmommy4 Amen to that!

[Mommy Needs a Life @momneedsalife3]

I love when my kid wakes up and says “I’m sooooo glad it’s the weekend so I don’t have to do anything.” Yeah kid, you really need a break from someone cooking your meals, doing your laundry & picking up after you. Please rest.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I don’t know what else I can not do to prove I don’t exist.

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

I’m not saying I’m out of shape, I’m just saying it’s a good thing I get paid to think.

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

The NRA is having it’s annual convention today.

No guns are allowed, for obvious safety reasons.

[Richard Kadrey @Richard_Kadrey]

Happy birthday to one of my heroes, John Waters.

[Wonderella.bsky.social @wonderella]

🚨 COMIC ALERT 🚨 — https://t.co/GH0tL8UQYu

[Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4]

Easter baskets when my kids were little: Chocolate, bubbles & toys

Easter baskets for them now: Toothpaste, deodorant & job applications

[Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4]

I love when my husband is out of town because that means I get to watch my Hallmark Christmas movies in peace.

Hearing “IT’S NOT CHRISTMAS TIME!” & “TURN THAT OFF!” gets highly annoying after a while.

[From The 🌊To The Sea, B!tch🍉 @MacgyveringM22]

I may not be able to turn water into wine, but I sure as shit can turn wine into dinner.

[The Barney @B_Finlay78]

I just backed Lancer on @Kickstarter https://t.co/duDYWuN7HR