Brandon Hetzler

[The Basketball Movement @BBall_Movement]

2028 Kalen Hetzler of Greenwood Lab and @YandersLaw is a high-motor player who does a bit of everything for his squad. 18 in this one. 🔥🔥

[MC22 @MediacomMC22]

We're excited to announce December's #MC22 Play of the Month is from the Greenwood Blue Jay's Basketball team! Stay tuned for the 2025 Plays of the Year on Wednesday!

[The Basketball Movement @BBall_Movement]

Greenwood and @YandersLaw wing, Kalen Hetzler (2028) has put in the WORK to get better. Sky's the limit ✈️ @kalienta13

[NY2LA SPORTS @ny2lasports]

2028 Uziah Huskisson of @YandersLaw 14U at GenNext Invite! 👀 @GNBABASKETBALL

[NY2LA SPORTS @ny2lasports]

2028 Kalen Hetzler had a huge weekend at GenNext Invite for @YandersLaw scoring 30 points vs All In Athletics and 26 points vs Powerhouse 👀 @GNBABASKETBALL

[Prof. Feynman @ProfFeynman]

There's no shame in not knowing things! It's Okay to say "I don't know"

The only shame is to pretend that we know everything.

[Midwest Hoops Spotlight @MHS_Boys_]

After scoring 30 points on Friday, Kalen Hetzler is having another tremendous game. Can be force scoring around the basket as well to creating off the dribble. Finishes off his tournament with a 26 point game. @YandersLaw @ny2lasports @GNBABASKETBALL

[Midwest Hoops Spotlight @MHS_Boys_]

Dominant 30 point game by Kalen Hetzler leading his team to a win. The tough wing scored it very strong around the paint overpowering defenders but also scored it very effectively attacking the basket. @YandersLaw @ny2lasports

[Brandon Hetzler @B_Hetz]

https://t.co/CamPSWorS8

@RadioLunchbox @ProducerEddie

[Brandon Hetzler @B_Hetz]

@bobbybonesshow

9,212 minutes

153 hours

3 weeks - 4 days…

Good thing I can multitask.

[Brandon Hetzler @B_Hetz]

Uh oh @mrBobbyBones …..@MissouriStBears came to play. Someone’s dancing in the background.

[Brandon Hetzler @B_Hetz]

@mrBobbyBones The new 9 to 5 from @kellyclarkson and @DollyParton … quite a bit different than the OG version. Brings, a whole new set of feels with it…who’s happy stumbling out of bed? Not me. Give it another shot! #onrepeat

[Brandon Hetzler @B_Hetz]

@Playstaiton my 12 year old wanted the new 2k23 game. We paid the extra for for the MJ bundle, and none of the add-ons are available bc you have to be 18 to get online. Take his money then have a bot run us in circles instead of having actual support? Great business model.

[Brandon Hetzler @B_Hetz]

@bobbybonesshow @ProducerEddie give this a shot to see if you’re a go for a permanent tattoo. https://t.co/oFa5koCGKB

[Brandon Hetzler @B_Hetz]

Well. Guess my dog isn’t a fan. @bobbybonesshow @mrBobbyBones

At least it won’t end up in a second hand shop @ProducerEddie

[Brandon Hetzler @B_Hetz]

I swear, I thought this was the beginning of a SNL Skit.

[Brandon Hetzler @B_Hetz]

@bobbybonesshow the OU/Missouri State football game is only available on PPV. $40. FORTY BUCKS!!

All I can think about is @RadioLunchbox calling his cable provider to get his $40 payment for watching the game.

Seriously, $40 for that game?!?

[Brandon Hetzler @B_Hetz]

Thank you all for the birthday wishes. Now, go get ready for Santa! Have a Merry Christmas!

[Brandon Hetzler @B_Hetz]

5th grade. 1988ish. Class geography bee. I had a shot.
Always stunk it up with the spelling bee, but I had a chance at the geography bee. Until...Ray Bozarth😡

Water freezes at 32 degrees F.... https://t.co/69KwyRRNbL

[Brandon Hetzler @B_Hetz]

7 years...... https://t.co/b6jnZsjdD0