Brooks Jordan

[𝘼𝙣𝙘𝙖𝙥 𝘼𝙞𝙧 🛫 @AncapAir]

So... A bribe.

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN
DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN
DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN
DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN
DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN
DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN

DO NOT BE DISTRACTED.

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

Walk 'em down....to the All-Star Game! 🌟

Jordan Walker has been selected to his first National League All-Star team!

[Blue Georgia @BlueGeorgia]

Trump: Every time my kids invest in a stock, anything they do, they have inside information.

(This is a wild thing to admit)

[James Surowiecki @JamesSurowiecki]

They're trying to give a guy 10 years in prison for ripping a piece of already-peeling sealant, after pardoning people who beat cops and stormed the Capitol in an attempt to overturn a democratic election. What a screwed-up administration.

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Found an imaginary problem, said only they could fix it, didn’t listen to experts, hired buddies who grifted millions, failed miserably, bragged how great it went.

The entire Trump presidency in a nutshell.

[Chef Anthony Thomas @ChefAnthonyDC]

One day I hope MAGA supporters can ADMIT if Barack Hussien Obama had done anything remotely close to this, we’d still be hearing about it today

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Yup

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

Unless you riot for Trump, in which case you’ll be pardoned and given slush fund money stolen from U.S. tax payers.

[Anthony Avon .Art @AnthonyAvonArt]

So stop it maybe? Who are you warning? I can't do anything, YOU are the UN.

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Fun Fact: The war in Iran costs us more in one hour than this program costs in a year.

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

The largest ICE detention center made over $250 million last year. 

Billionaires have quite literally turned human suffering into a business.

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Has a gay person ever knocked on your door to convert you? Because Christians do it all the fucking time you hypocritical dipshit

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

Republicans will look at you dead in the eye and tell you that we shouldn't feed kids.

[Furkan Gözükara @FurkanGozukara]

🚨 BREAKING: ProPublica reporter Robert Faturechi confirms the White House directly intervened to force the Pentagon to give a record-breaking loan to a startup just 3 months after Don Jr. invested in it.

The Trump administration is looting the country!

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

Fifty-one Americans in the healthcare industry were included on Forbes‘ annual billionaires list.

Americans are paying more than ever for healthcare, and 51 people have become billionaires because of it.

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

what a mess

and what a metaphor

[The Intellectualist @highbrow_nobrow]

DHS Secretary Mullin dismisses hunger strike at ICE facility:

“They're refusing to eat because they want their ethnic food. Well, they can go back to their country and get whatever food they want.” (2026)

*Mullin publicly boasts about being a Christian.

[GL @gldivittorio]

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