Wayne Bretski

[Wayne Bretski @B_Ramp1]

@hicasamadim 72

[Wayne Bretski @B_Ramp1]

@gepardtatze @AriFleischer So file a hurt feelings report.

[Wayne Bretski @B_Ramp1]

Some real mfrs for sure. I flew Herks back in the day, we would go out and support their training in NM, HALO airdrops and whatnot. A dude dislocated his shoulder on a night time jump. Their Doc told him he couldn’t jump again unless he could do 100 pushups and re-pack his rig. He did it, and jumped again on the next pass. They asked us to turn off all the cargo comp lights on the flight back so they could practice giving IV’s in the pitch dark with mod turbulence.

So others may live.

[Wayne Bretski @B_Ramp1]

@DiBonaNFL @MileHighReport Uhhh, Chiefs?

[Wayne Bretski @B_Ramp1]

Yeah OK

[Wayne Bretski @B_Ramp1]

@DefiantLs Mental illness?

[Wayne Bretski @B_Ramp1]

@NnPnemck It’s all for the “greater good” obviously.

[John Ondrasik @johnondrasik]

Your 2026 @NFL

Bill Belichick is not a first ballot HOF’er

Sheduer Sanders is a pro bowl QB.

And for your halftime entertainment….

[ALX 🇺🇸 @alx]

BREAKING: Footage from the altercation 11 days before he was killed shows Alex Pretti kicking the taillight of a federal immigration officer’s vehicle

[ꪻꫝể ꪻꫝể @TheThe1776]

This man said he thinks Donald Trump should tell everyone who came into this country illegally that if they vote Republican, he will give them citizenship and watch how fast the Democrats want them out of the country. 🎯🤣

[TR6Guy @tr6_guy]

This morning I broke a shoe lace. Being a 🇨🇦ian I immediately blamed Trump. But reflecting back I realized it had nothing to do with Trump. It was climate change.

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

California's Central Valley produces 80% of the world's almonds. Each almond requires 3.2 gallons of actual irrigation water to grow. Not rainfall. Actual tap water pumped from aquifers.

One gallon of almond milk requires 162 gallons of irrigation water. Compare that to dairy milk at 8 gallons of tap water per gallon, with the rest being rainfall that falls on pasture anyway.

But here's where it gets properly grim. Almonds bloom for exactly three weeks in February. During those three weeks, California needs every pollinating bee in North America transported to the Central Valley or the crop fails entirely.

Commercial beekeepers truck in 31 billion honeybees. That's two-thirds of America's entire managed bee population, all concentrated in one valley for three weeks. The bees are packed into trucks, driven across the country, dumped into almond groves drenched in pesticides, worked to exhaustion, then packed up and shipped to the next crop.

The mortality rate is catastrophic. Beekeepers report losing 30 to 50% of their hives annually. That's billions of bees dead. Not from natural causes. From being used as disposable pollination machines for your almond milk.

The pesticides don't help. Almond groves are sprayed with neonicotinoids which scramble bee navigation systems, fungicides which weaken their immune systems, and herbicides which eliminate the wildflowers they'd normally forage on between almond blooms.

Meanwhile the aquifer depletion is permanent. The Central Valley has sunk 28 feet in some areas from groundwater extraction. That water took 10,000 years to accumulate. It's being drained in decades for almond milk.

Your vegan latte killed more bees and used more water than a year's worth of dairy milk. But it's got "plant-based" on the label so you're definitely saving the planet.

[Wayne Bretski @B_Ramp1]

@bolognasalami @stoolpresidente Great take, dickhead.

[ALX 🇺🇸 @alx]

Greenland has a population of 56,000.

America should send 100,000 “undocumented immigrants” to “culturally enrich” the island.

They should then be given full rights as citizens.

Finally, they can hold a referendum on leaving Denmark for America.

There’s nothing wrong with this because replacing populations to change the voting demographics is a myth.

[Wayne Bretski @B_Ramp1]

@DenverDMarq Yesss

[Wayne Bretski @B_Ramp1]

@ClownShow99 @stoolpresidente https://t.co/vxKdYhR82v

[Bryce 🎸 @MileHighMims]

It’s right there in front of you Stiddy, go get it 🙏

[Wayne Bretski @B_Ramp1]

@ClownShow99 @stoolpresidente Nah bruv. It’s still gonna be a game

[Wayne Bretski @B_Ramp1]

@mattstdream Five times they turned the ball over.

[Matt St. Jean @mattstdream]

If anyone has a right to be mad about officiating, it's Denver.

Get this call right, and Bo Nix heads to the AFC Championship healthy.

[Wayne Bretski @B_Ramp1]

@NFLFrascella And MF Sean Payton, the QB Jedi. Ain’t out of it yet. LG